I wrote a love song about sports. Wilson Sporting Goods licensed it for a tennis ball ad.
You really scored with that one.
Is it true they banned fans from doing “The Wave” at all sports events, because so many blondes were drowning?
Careful, that’s a River of no Return.
Some Muddy Waters there. You may have to Wade Boggs to get across them.
Close to ’ Blue Bayou’?
Didn’t Joan Rivers retire there?
Rhone-a Barrett?
Nah, but I think Ryan Seacrest comes from there.
As do Ryan Seacrest and Billy Ocean.
Hey, anyone up for Mississippi Mud pie?
Nm
I am drowning in a Whiskey River!
(Happy birthday, Willie)
Looks like river jokes have run their course.
Just have to go with the flow.
That won’t float a boat.
I figured we would get around to boats schooner or later.
That’s just a bunch of junk!
The pier pressure around here to make a good joke has me saying “Oh buoy.”
Quay sera, sera.