I like bananas a bunch

That’s Grrrrrreat!

Yo mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

But it sure didn’t waste tine.

My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

I pan that pun!

Yeah, you can take that ill-bread pun and beat it!

I don’t think I have the skillet takes to make kitchen puns.

Well, muffin ( yeah I gave you a nick-name:)) how is your day going?

Well, my wife has decided not to wear a brazier any longer, if that’s any indication.

I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

That’s interesting, my stove disappeared last night and I think it was stolen by an oven of witches.

Talk about a pun in the oven.

My hair has alittle curl.
Hint: a microwave.

These puns range from bad to wurst.

Why are you being such a brat?

Liver let die.

That attitude is offal.

Someone told me a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load of tripe to me.

Do you have a beef with that remark, Sam?

I am not amoosed.