That’s Grrrrrreat!
Yo mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
But it sure didn’t waste tine.
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
I pan that pun!
Yeah, you can take that ill-bread pun and beat it!
I don’t think I have the skillet takes to make kitchen puns.
Well, muffin ( yeah I gave you a nick-name:)) how is your day going?
Well, my wife has decided not to wear a brazier any longer, if that’s any indication.
I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.
That’s interesting, my stove disappeared last night and I think it was stolen by an oven of witches.
Talk about a pun in the oven.
My hair has alittle curl.
Hint: a microwave.
These puns range from bad to wurst.
Why are you being such a brat?
Liver let die.
That attitude is offal.
Someone told me a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load of tripe to me.
Do you have a beef with that remark, Sam?
I am not amoosed.