People of your elk shouldn’t make animal puns.
What you’re saying is going in one ear and out the udder.
Be a deer and get me a beer. ( pun and a rhyme, I am awesome!)
So what’s gnu today? Kudus to all of you.
Kudos? Really? I think you’re making a moosetake.
Don’t try to buffalo me. It’s the kudu that you do so well.
Oh good, we’re finally getting to the meat of the thread!
And you think we’re just going to cowtow to what you think this thread should be about?
Now, now, don’t be an ass.
Do think I should sheepishly apologize instead?
I’m sorry, did I say something offal?
Horse feathers!
Ewe need to back off.
All right, all right, I don’t need a chop to the throat. I just thought that there was too much at steak here.
Don’t try to put lipstick on the pig.
Oh, who peed in everybody’s cornflakes anyway? Maybe we can just cut out the baloney and get back to having fun.
Liver let die, I say.
Oh, like you’re the headcheese or something.
I think I’m going to take a break before I get boudain thrown out for good…
Yeah, Souse your head and cool off.
no need to fry me over this, I’ll calm down in short order.