I like bananas a bunch

When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.

I personally like soft-coated Wheaten better.

Beck, when Wil you ever learn?

Resistance is futile!

… if < 1 ohm.

Hey, I meditate.

No need to feel apologetic. You know, sansara doesn’t cut it most of the time anyway.

I am passing on that one.

Great quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

And kickers just kick the bucket.

As did Colonel Sanders.

What came first? The chicken or the bucket?

(I know, that laid an egg)

I got the yolk.

Sam, I think Beck said what she did just for the shell of it.

Omelet that one pass, too.

Beck, you’re poaching all the good jokes.

Well I’ll be deviled.

Where do these all come from? We’ll need a hard-boiled detective to figure that out.

It’s the illegal poaching that drives me crazy.
(I know I scrambled that up)

Don’t worry, Beck. Your comment went over easy.