I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns but keep getting sidetracked.
A kick in the caboose for you, sir.
If that’s how you get your kicks, go for it.
I’d say something contentious, but I don’t want to derail the conversation.
Yes, let’s keep this conversation on track.
Who is off track? You are not thinking outside of the boxcar.
I’m all a-bored with this line.
Honest engine?
Maybe we should change the subject before we all go loco.
Choo-choo Djibouti
It’ll take a steam effort.
We could ticket slowly.
Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
Train jokes are a good way to express yourself.
In the Orient.
But let’s not get sidetracked.
So I shouldn’t be siding with X.L. Lent?
It’s the ties that bind.
I was riding a passenger train once, and passing the time by reading “The Raven,” “The Cask of Amontillado,” “The Pit and the Pendulum,” and similar. The conductor passed by and asked it I was liking depot.
I was always afreight to read scary stories on the train.