I always prefer Reading Railroad stories unless there’s just a Short Line to monopolize my time.
Seems I always get a seat next to someone with really bad B&O.
Was it a hoBO?
To relax on a train, try listening to some Coal Porter.
Whoa…these train puns are just too much…I think I need to take a brake,man.
Sounds like you’re trestling with your conscience.
I’m surprised that I haven’t seen any one liners about monorails yet.
Umm, see Post #153…
Siam Sam must be one of those railroad Thais.
He’s in TRAINing. Give him a brake, man!
I thought he took tickets on a maglev train, you know as a superconductor.
You could be Acela for the company.
Don’t trust a talking overhead train. It could be a Lionel.
That’s a signal effort. It’s all I cab do to gauge how much bull the cowcatcher can rail against.
You are ‘Crossing’ the line!
Don’t ever sleep on a train. Very bad for your health and could lead to pullmanary problems.
“Midriff Pain to Gored Ya” was a hit song about going to Pamplona by Gladina Noche y el Pepes.
Speaking of Spanish cities, did you know there’s one that doesn’t allow hermits? Barcelona.
Zaragoza the geographic puns again. Ma heart is afilled with Madrid.
Holy Toledo, it’s Bilbao Baggins!.
No need for loud interjections. We can talk about Spain in a Seville manner.