That was a bad one. Listen to the booze from the audience!
They are just a bunch of winers!
Are you shining me on?
Depends on if you’re a crazy diamond.
Just an old piece of coal.
I fixed myself a pasta dinner, so there was carbon the table.
Pasta is very low in protein, which is not good for kids over 12.
I like my noodles with nothing on them.
nevermind
Is that what happens when you eat bare naked noodles?
Let me noodle that one out, for awhile.
Someone tried to sell me fake noodles once, it was an impasta.
I’m studying noodles colonies.
Never noodles insisting on marinara! ALWAYS!
Cooking noodles is inherently unsafe.
That one sticks to the wall.
ETA was I supposed to ask why?
Same reason why you don’t iron noodles.
Gore gorges on gorgeous pasta. You might say Al puts dentes in ziti bowels but alfredo of cream sauce.
More? Nay!
He tried to put a feather in his cap. But hanging Chad stopped him.