Poor Chad! What did he ever do to deserve being hanged?
I guess Egypt the wrong person!
I can tell this topic is Egyptian by the thread count.
Ha, that is the funniest pun yet! You, sir are a genius. If I had a hat on, I would tip it!
I have no pun to offer, alas. I will walk like an Egyptian when I leave though.
Yes, you are the John Linnen of this thread!
Sew what? We can still needle him.
Is there a pattern developing?
I thought negatives developed.
Seams sew.
You have me in stitches.
I have a hole in my sock, darn it!
Don’t alter your lifestyle, just buy new Argyles.
On you that joke looks good.
Now I am preening.
Q: What do you call a certain kind of hammer that constantly looks at itself in the mirror?
A: A ball-preen hammer.
Q. When you amputate a carpenters right arm what do you get?
A. Arm and hammer.
As a polite Canadian (ha!), I’ll just say “eh?” and get into the queue.
I can’t tell jokes. It’s better in person, I think.
Y’all line up and jeer me.
All here? Let’s jeer!
Morrrrrrrre Beck!
Beck, Beck, Beck’s our woman
If she can’t do it, nobody can!
