I like bananas a bunch

Poor Chad! What did he ever do to deserve being hanged?

I guess Egypt the wrong person!

I can tell this topic is Egyptian by the thread count.

Ha, that is the funniest pun yet! You, sir are a genius. If I had a hat on, I would tip it!
I have no pun to offer, alas. I will walk like an Egyptian when I leave though.

Yes, you are the John Linnen of this thread!

Sew what? We can still needle him.

Is there a pattern developing?

I thought negatives developed.

Seams sew.

You have me in stitches.

I have a hole in my sock, darn it!

Don’t alter your lifestyle, just buy new Argyles.

On you that joke looks good.

Now I am preening.

Q: What do you call a certain kind of hammer that constantly looks at itself in the mirror?

A: A ball-preen hammer.

Q. When you amputate a carpenters right arm what do you get?

A. Arm and hammer.

As a polite Canadian (ha!), I’ll just say “eh?” and get into the queue.

I can’t tell jokes. It’s better in person, I think.
Y’all line up and jeer me.

All here? Let’s jeer!
Morrrrrrrre Beck!
Beck, Beck, Beck’s our woman
If she can’t do it, nobody can!

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