That’s heavy, man.
Here’s a hot topic: Can dolls burn at both ends? In-fire-ing minds want to glow.
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
Be careful when crossing streets in Moscow. The cars are always Russian around.
Many in Russia don’t have flush toilets, so they use a Putin.
But do they have a Stalin?
If those cars are Russian around, revving their engines, then they are certainly not Stalin.
I shall be Romanov, now.
They czart Russian Lenin the Stalin to use the Putin when they get the Trotskys.
What’s the difference between a dollar and a ruble? Approximately one dollar.
You guys keep on trying to Rasputin and he’ll put out a hit on you.
So we should just Slav-ishly follow whatever he says?
I can’t, I have a Barisnikov.
“And now, sports news. In today’s hockey draft, it appears that Salming will be going to Toronto, MacBain to Detroit, and Shovelloff to Buffalo.”
If he’s behind the buffalo he’ll need to shovel off the rink.
What did the father buffalo say to his offspring when he went off to college? Bison.
Did the buffalo yak when he drank too much at the watering hole?
That would be gnus to me.
As the Beastles sang, “I herd the gnus today, oh boy”.
Ungulate perfumes tend to be a gnu’s scents.