I like bananas a bunch

This thread is making me colongne-ly.

I’ll keep you co., Becky.

How fragrant of you:)

Funny you should mention that, as McDonalds is about to announce its new foray into the cologne market with a fragrance reminiscent of Hamburger Helper and Big Macs. It’s called Beefy McColongney.

McDonalds jokes make me grimace.

I always wanted French fry perfume. Ooh-la-la.

I understand that you can get French-fry perfume in Greece.

Sounds chic. Milkchic.

I always assumed that Wendy’s introducing their Frosty was an attempt to shake things up a bit.

Well, I’ll be malted!

Now I’m hungry. I’d go to Wendy’s, but it’s a little chili outside.

Chili today. Hot tamale.

It’s bean too long since I last had some chili.

Cayenne I ask you for your recipe?

Chilly excon carneys: what you see on a cold day at the county fair.

Chili dog. Cold pooch.

I recently thought about making chili, but the beans were past their best-before date. In other words, they were has-beans.

So fart, so good.

Beans, beans make you fart
Keep eating them,
And we’ll live apart…

What a gas.