I like bananas a bunch

According to a friend who works in forestry, it’s a bad time of year to be a lager.

Lagers are stout, but pale in comparison to porters.

I once wrote a poem about beer, it was in Lambic pentameter.

Honi soit qui malt y pense.

Regards,
Shodan

Veep?

Joe is Biden his time til 2020.

That’s a perfect vision.

Like beer goggles at 2am.

Stay awake til dawn, you’ll avoid hangover. It might work.

What does Dawn have to say about that?

Probably something about taking the grease away.

Word.

Oh, Madge!

You’re soaking in it.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’ve learned to palmolive my problems and addictions on society.

The dawn of discovery.

the dawn that brings Sunlight?

Ivory happy, tonight.

The Dodgers are losing in tonight’s elimination game. Can they turn the Tide?

It’s a wash.