No, the Red Sox won. I guess the other team dodged the wrong way.
Red socks will dye your whites pink. Just a cautionary word.
I guess that I’m happy that the Red Sox won, but I really know beans about Boston.
Ask your MA.
Tea is scarce up there.
Nonsense! There’s more t in Boston than in England and China added together.
I once slipped on Greece and broke the China.
First you find Lahore, then Bangkok.
So…no trips to Cockermouth?
Gotta love internet message boards. There’s always some interesting intercourse happening.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania is a kind of boring town though.
It’s a whole lot less boring if you dig a little deeper.
Do you know how long it would take me to get from Intercourse, Pennsylvania to Climax, Georgia? About 15 minutes.
Slow down. Take a side trip through Romance, Arkansas.
Or if you’re feeling a little lustful, then French Lick, Indiana.
Well you could go down to ToadSuck, Arkansas. But I gotta tell you it’s quite fishy.
(Sorry, that’s just really gross)
Or if you feel like doing it alone, Dildo, Newfoundland is the place to be.
We’ll always have Pair-is though.
Yes, no matter where we Rome.
Whatever you do, avoid Dickshooter, Idaho.