I like bananas a bunch

Where would you rather visit, Gary? Indiana?

If Diana is into Gary then Gary can be Indiana.

There will be ‘Truth or Consequences’ if he does.

If you’re taking your El Dorado to New Mexico to pick up Hobbs, don’t forget to stop at Texico for gas.

Stop by Kalama-zoo.
Not sure what animals are on exhibit, though.

There is only one small dog there, it’s a Shih Tzu.

When they brought her to the zoo, were they told, “Just setter down there”?

I will pointer and laugh.

Did you know that Prince Hamlet was a great Dane?

Shakespeare always had a sharp sense of humor and enjoyed writing his characters with one as well, calling his favorite Prince of Denmark “Hamlet on Wry.”

When Shakespeare’s most famous lovers went to eat at Verona’s Bar and Grill, Romee owned for what Julie et.

From what I understand Shakespeare was never a fan of celebrating his birthday and was often quoted saying “Partying is such sweet sorrow.”

Or perhaps he also said that celebrating birthdays was much ado about nothing.

Et tu Brute?

Shakespeare was a poor speller. Whenever he tried to write “Bible” or “babble” he could be heard muttering “Two b’s or not two b’s? That is the question.”

From what I understand, one of Shakespeare’s first drafts was:

Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo: Shh, I’m here in the bushes!

Shakespeare’s laundress was heard saying “out, damned spot” while washing his man hose.

And his cleaning lady would mutter “Double, double toilet trouble” while cleaning his bathroom.

As I understand it, in Amsterdam it’s considered very bad form to clog the toilet because then your shoes are all wet.

You woodn’t do that, wood you?