I like bananas a bunch

No, I wood knot. That would be naughty.

I’ll take that with a grain of salt.

That last one seems to indicate that Beck isn’t paying attention. Somebody shaker.

Yes, she needs to be cured.

She’s such a ham

If you took her pig away, that would surely make her disgruntled.

Then she would not pork you.

This is getting salty.

Better to pepper her up first.

To curry her favor.

If she’s outside my house and it’s freezing out, she can always cumin to warm up. I believe in good korma.

You’re a dhal!

Y’all are allspice-y.

Some years ago, I planted a spice garden. I had great success with orega–no, it must have been rosemary that year.

It took a bit of thyme, but spices eventually cured the tumeric had.

I can’t bay leaf there are so many spice puns.

Spices can improve your golf game. I give them credit for the parsley made.

Sage words, indeed.

By saying so, are you trying to curry favor with us?

Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex – same amount of heat with none of the meat.