I like fake tits better than real ones!

[KneadToKnow]

My preference is for boobs I get to play with, and so far those have been 100% natural.

[running_coach]

@KneadToKnow

My preference is for boobs I get to play with, and so far those have been 100% natural.

One of the best all-time username/post combos.

[KneadToKnow]

[taskmgr.exe]

I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality.

[Zjestika]

@taskmgr.exe

I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality.

Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please?

[don_t_ask]

Real boobs but artificial limbs for me.

[KneadToKnow]

@taskmgr.exe

I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality.

Perv.

[Troppus]

@asj1972

Pre requistite for marrige…does she already have or will she be willing to get them

Do you have or are you willing to get a surgically enlarged penis? My friend wants to know.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Blaster_Master

I dislike fake breasts for a very simple reason. If a woman feels the need to get elective surgery just because she’s unhappy with the size, chances are she’s too superficial to be of much interest to me. To this end, I certainly understand a woman who has naturally uneven breasts, breast cancer, injuries, or something else where, if it were any other body part, one would also likely get some corrective surgery. But if she looks perfectly normal and just wants larger or firmer breasts… nope.<snip>

What if she’s tired of tripping over them?

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Zjestika

Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please?

…dammit, WHY did I use up my username change already?!?

[Spiderman]

@taskmgr.exe

I don’t much care about their titties. More care about their intellectual abilities and personality.

So you’re an assman, I presume.

[Modern_Master]

@Spiderman

So you’re an assman, I presume.

I like the way they move.

[RaftPeople]

@DigitalC

Most men can’t, and they say they prefer real ones because they are comparing obvious bad boob jobs against real breasts and good boob jobs.

I don’t know about other guys, but the thing I like about real is their natural shape due to gravity.

Viewed from the side the top runs down at an angle and the bottom is a nice curve. I love that shape. It seems like most fakes interfere with that and the top becomes more rounded.

[DigitalC]

@RaftPeople

I don’t know about other guys, but the thing I like about real is their natural shape due to gravity.

Viewed from the side the top runs down at an angle and the bottom is a nice curve. I love that shape. It seems like most fakes interfere with that and the top becomes more rounded.

That’s exactly my point. A good boob job looks exactly like a perfect set of real breasts. There is a real
ot real boob test earlier on the thread that proves the point.

[HoneyBadgerDC]

Real, any size.

[dogbutler]

@don_t_ask

Real boobs but artificial limbs for me.

Twin body-powered prostheses with Dorrance #5X stainless steel hooks?

[nion]

God, real and large please. The thought of firm boobs is just weird to me. You need to be able to get a good grip, ya know? I also agree on the importance of nipples.

Large doesn’t always equal droopy either. My ex was just into a D cup and they pointed slightly skyward and outward. Perfection in my eyes.

[foolsguinea]

I think it was Pauly Shore who said that fake cones are for video, but real ones are for touching.

[CalMeacham]

@Zjestika

Titties? How crass. Can you call them boobilywoobily aaWOOOOga funbags please?

Are they Timey-Wimey, too?

[TokyoBayer]

My wife has all natural but very small titties. Apparently after breast feeding is done, small titties get even smaller.

My wife asked me if I thought she should get a boob job.

This is where game theory comes in handy. If I say that I don’t care, and she does get one, then I’ve got somewhat larger ones to play with. However, if I say yes, and she doesn’t want them, there could be a lessened change of playing with the ones she has.

So, the conclusion is that I love my wife for her mind and wit, and really don’t care what she does.