There is this guy that I know that does not like to have anal sex. I am talking about from the pitching position not the catching.
He thinks it’s disgusting, nasty and gross. I assumed that all guys liked this. I guess I was wrong. He seems to think that if he has sex in a place where a woman shits, that he will get shit on his you know what. He also thinks that having sex with a woman while she is having her monthly visit is even more disgusting than anal sex. He must have issues with bodily fluids.
Now for me, I like anal sex and having sex when I am on my period. Especially when I am on my period, because that is when I am the horniest and have the best orgasms.
I can not recall any incident where after I have had anal sex, the man rushes to the bathroom gagging because he has shit on his dick. I am a clean person, but even if a guy did get shit on his dick, it does wash off. Same goes for the other too.
Anal sex is very pleasurable if the man is the right size. It could also be very painful if you have a 10 inch dick, yet there are some that like it that big. I am not one of those people.
My friend doesn’t know what he’s missing. I guess if he doesn’t like it, he doesn’t like it. There is nothing I can say or do for him to change his mind.
So… how you doing, igotit?
Enjoy pitching, and if the woman is into it and gentle, catching.
Guys who have never had the anal region explored do not know what they are missing, IMHO.
Oh geeze. Just use a condom in both cases if he has a problem. That puts a nice lubricated rubber barrier between him and any potential waste. Also takes care of the clean-up after earning his redwings!
Actually, I know quite a few men that feel this way, which is fine with me, 'cus I’m not really that interested in having someone snooping around my nether regions in that way anyhow.
This seems sort of odd, at least in my experience. Have you pointed out that not doing when a woman has her period means 3 MONTHS A YEAR WITH NO SEX?!?!? I find if you put it that way, it changes some people’s perspective.
I do know that some people - men and woman- just find the mess that happens on some days too much trouble to deal with. Do it in the shower is what I always say…
I was eating a cherry jelly cinnamon roll while reading this, something which I think I will be unable to do again for a while. Anyway, I’m on board with the whole anal/monthly movement. Though, cleaning the sheets that week can be a pain in the ass (i’'m punny).
I am very vaguely amused by the fact that you say “shit” in this sentence but seem to shy away from “penis” or “dick.” (Sure, you say it later on in the post but this sentence amuses me.)
Carry on…
I think I would enjoy anal but my fiance is very well-hung and given that it was a bit of work to stretch myself enough for him to fit in the orifice that it was intended for, I’m not very much looking forward to trying to “unlock the backdoor.” Just means that if anal play is in the cards, it’ll have to be more creative than just bang bang.
I myself do have issues with bodily fluids and would shy away from having sex during my period unless SO was of a mind to cajole me into it. We’re in the habit of keeping a towel under us to protect the sheets anyway so that might not be a problem, I’m just not overly fond of the sight of blood.
There, you now have TMI.
