MeanOldLady…
I feel like a kid at Hot Topic finding his favorite band shirt for the first time.
It’s like the time I discovered my wife likes a pinky up her ass at certain moments.
Seriously, you rock, you are freakin’ awesome.
We’re not rich. But if you’re ever visiting our area, well…
Dude, no. She’s mine!
My initial “ooh, me too! Mazel tov!” reaction was dimmed somewhat by that unexpected backhanded disclosure of Mrs. Nader’s delights.
but yeah, me too!
I would like to have a MeanOldLady of my very own! Maybe as an aunt?
I don’t know if there’s magic in the air, making me less irritable than usual, but I find this to be sweet. Best $10,000 I’ve ever spent.
I usually hate just about everybody but there is something special about that crabby old bitch that won me over. She’s a goddamn liar though. I heard she isn’t that old at all.
$10,000? Is that the going rate these days? Man, I don’t have that kind of money. :mad:
I, too, am a charter member of the MeanOldLady fanclub. If only I had her acerbic wit…
I’ve noticed that MeanOldLady is not shy about the cash, what with betting (and winning) one billion dollars in that creepy ‘old fart dates teen’ thread and also betting (and losing, I think) $20 in the racist thread. That’s some savvy cash management on wagering. Me, I think all I’ve ever won here was twenty Moldavian sand dollars, and I doubt I’ll even collect that.
I have no idea what MeanOldLady is talking about with the $10,000 (because I’m not stalking her. Yet.) and since it’s between one billion dollars and $20, who the hell knows? If it’s a bet though, I’d guess it’s a trap.
Well, sure, she won a billion dollars - THAT’S how she can afford to throw that kind of money around to buy some love (I assume that’s what she meant - bribe money!).
Aww, now I have to buy lottery tickets?
She’s sweeter than a milkshake, too.
Can someone please send Randy a link to this thread? I am sure he will want to contribute too 
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Who is Randy?
Edit: Oh, you mean Rand Rover? He likes girls that abuse him (I’m assuming). At first I was like, Savage? Couture? And if you don’t mean RR, then I’m lost.
Ooh ooh! Is this the point where I can finally admit I have a Doper crush on MeanOldLady?
P.S. Also, she’s a sexy fox! 
No.
^ Course not. If she knows she can get your love for free, you won’t get any money.
Now I feel all mean.