I’d rather take a nap than visit a tittie bar.
I used to frequent tittie bars on average about twice a week. It has probably been about 15 years since I was in one last. In fact, there is one here in Paris that I am inspired to check out after reading this thread.
Anyway, the explanation that work for me was you are paying for the privilege of watching your girl, what ever one you pick out to be yours in the fantasy sense, entertain other guys. You can watch her work every other guy in the room, but for a couple bucks and a little conversation, she will be yours again. This is why most guys don’t buy a lap-dance for themselves, you buy it for a friend so you can let him have a turn with your girl.
As for the posters who said that they don’t understand why men go when all they can do is look, you can do so much more, only you do it to your wife, your girlfriend, hell, even your own right hand. The images in the spank bank can be so much better than anything you could actually do with one of these girls.
SSG Schwartz
Well thanks a lot for that! The spank bank.
Never heard that one before.
Sounds miserable. No thanks.
What I want to know is, can you really get prime rib for five bucks?
LawMonkey, some of us guys go there to get our egos stroked.
It’s great having some half naked girl sit on your lap, laugh at all your jokes and tell you how handsome you are. Sure I know it’s all fake BS but I also know that Batman movie I just watched last night is all BS too. It doesn’t stop me from enjoying it any less.
Sometimes our inner pig has to… well… Oink!!
I haven’t been to a titty bar in a few years. The OP is making me feel nostalgic.
My God, that’s sad.
Enough with the fucking threadshitting. It’s over. “Oh, you poor little man, you enjoy the strip club.” Start your own thread if you want to bash it, but this is not the place to do it.
It’s been several years since I’ve been to one, but I can’t remember being there for more than an hour before being asked if I wanted to do a “hottub” or a “private dance”. When I would ask what I get for a “hottub”, I would then get the standard “Are you a law enforcement officer?” schpiel that they had memorized from a joke law book somewhere, and followed up with, “Because if you are you have to tell me.” :rolleyes:
But, IIRC, the base price for a 1/2 hour hot tub was $150. If the chick was an absolute knockout, you might have to pay another $300 on top of that for sex, or maybe $200 for a BJ. They had to split the $150 with the house, but the tip went straight to them.
But if she was a real bowzer, then for that $150 base, she would do almost anything. And there were a few dancers who told you straight up that she wasn’t a whore and all you got was dancing.
I probably went to a total of 20 clubs in 4 different states, and this was pretty standard. The rates might have fluctuated here and there, but it didn’t matter to me. I didn’t have that kind of coin anyways…
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