I need a name...

Buster Keaton’s boats were always named Damfino. “What’s the name of your boat?” “Damfino.”

“Orca Bait”.

Chum

For all those lake orcas prowling the Northwoods? :dubious:
Sturgeon Bait just doesn’t have that ring to it
Now, if or when I get a sea kayak and move the a coast…

Pssht. Lake Orcas. Where I come from, we have puddle orcas!

They’re not hard to spot, but when they breach, you don’t want to be there.

Ratty. In The Wind in the Willows, Ratty (who was not a rat) said “There is nothing in life so worth doing as mucking about in boats.”

Wauona
Privateer
I just have to add these for fun.
Not a Duck
Banana Boat
Boy Toy

Well, if it’s really good looking you could go with Selma Kayak.

Ahab

Way out here they have a name for wind and rain and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire’s Joe, and they call the wind Mariah
Mariah blows the stars around, sets the clouds a’flyin’
Alan Jay Lerner - Frederick Loewe from Paint Your Wagon

How about Mariah?