I understand that kayaks are typically not named vessels, but calling it “the boat” or “my kayak” seems so cold and impersonal. My kayak is a Hurricane Santee XL that I play on local lakes and rivers with. I am looking for something shortish, somewhat cryptic, perhaps with a pirate-y feel.
Like KAYAK, it’s a palindrome, and you can transform one to the other by adding or subtracting a few strokes of the pen/paintbrush. And the YAR provides the pirate feel you mentioned.
My brother (quite the white-water kayaker) gave me the suggestion of “Mr. Paddles,” but I’d go with “White-Water Slasher” or “Rapids Raider,” or “Stone Ripper.” If it was a Dagger I’d say “Demon Dagger,” but seeing as it’s a Hurricanee I’d have to go with “Death Twister.”
King of Soup’s link has many excellent choices from the Inuit language.
If your kayak is indeed yellow, then perhaps you would consider “Tullik” which means Yellow-billed Loon. This could either refer to your boat or yourself!
Wonderful! Fred is my family’s default name for pets and pretty much everything else. My mom currently has a Fred the Betta (fish). In my family, the “Fred” imprimateur dates back to a Steve Martin routine in which he made reference to “Fred’s Bank” as a name with insufficient gravitas to inspire confidence.
I, on the other hand, favor the name “Zelda,” after both one of my dogs and Zelda Fitzgerald, who was both talented and unpredictable. Also, I’ve always wanted to name a boat “Foamfollower,” but people will probably assume that it is a reference to beer (it’s the name of a seafaring Giant in Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever).
It’s a pity you asked for short. Otherwise I’d suggest the Polysyllabic Designation. Saw that on Schlock Mercenary (webcomic). If I ever get a boat, that’s going to be the name.