In an unrelated (to the SDMB) email thread, SO and a friend are starting to call women “meat mittens” and “schlong socks.” Normal banter between the two of them include referring to men as “sausages” and women as “buns.” It’s escalated today, and I, of course, must think of an similar phrase to use to refer to the men - I can’t let this get sexist and have ONLY the women being referred to as their genitals. Normally I’m up for a such a task; today, however, I’m just trying to stay awake after a larrrge lunch. So I pass it on to you, the Teeming Millions, to come up with a moniker. Help me out here.
Lawn-mowing sperm banks.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
A good one, but too wordy. Must be short and clever.
Clam stuffers?
Hole pluggers?
Cocks with wallets?
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Muff munchers?
Hmmm… Muff Munchers… now that’s a good one. Gets the right blend of “men are here only for the sexual pleasure of women” along with good alliteration.
Retractable dildos?
We gladly devour those who would subdue us.
Try the 7 dwarfs, most men fit one of those.
Dumb Sticks.
(stolen, I know…but it works!)
Alphagene…I like that one! Have tears in my eyes from that 
How about “Certainly not B.O.B.”
aka battery operated boyfriend…haha, you get more pleasure from that < grin >
Pole Divers?
Rechargable dildoes?
Baloney Ponies?
Hairy bagpipes?
How about…T&D, for Tongue and Dick?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Athena-here’s one I just remebered because I just used it in another post. How I refer to men when I’m feeling ornery (add an h, delete e)
Beaver Food.
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
Would this be more than one? Descreetly you could just call them your fan club. And the current one would be the fan club president.