No, I don’t mean insult me! I need a word for a story. A character is telling someone else about taking care of a terminally ill family member, and mentions “arguing on the phone with the insurance company [somethings].”
Now, no offense to you insurance company people! I’m just looking for a non-profane, one-word term to describe people who frustrate you. Like “fuckwits”, except I can’t use that term because as I said, it can’t be a swear. And I’m sure you know why I posted this here instead of the Cafe: because this is where all the vitriol is.
Also, some people might be proud to know that, since I also needed a band name for this story, I used one of the perennial SD band names!
Now, bring 'em on! Be creative! Show me what you got!
Imbecilic progeny of inbred Idaho’ans…(no offense to you folk from Idaho, but it’s the only US state I could add an apostrophe to without stuffing it up completely… )
Wanker
Tosser
Scumbag COMPLETE Scumbug…(a very poor character reference in Aussie parlance)
OH, SHIT, I just realised this is the BBQ pit…WELL, in that case, let me spew forth my thesaurus of words to describe arsewipes.
Farknuckle
An abortion gone seriously wrong.
A Queenslander…
A reason why Natural Selection isn’t always for the best.
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