[QUOTE=Susie Derkins]
Tee-hee. I watched one yesterday in which two girls were “kissing” by flicking their tongues together. They looked like they were desperately trying to flip a light switch with their mouths. I giggled at the unsexiness.
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That’s exactly what that looks like! Hee!
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Go get 'em tiger.
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I got 'em. Had a great time.
It’s news to me that giving a blow job is unpleasant. (Not that I would enjoy doing it myself, unless of course if the guy was really cute and had a cool car.) Actually, in my experience, women enjoy giving them. Those that don’t just won’t do it.
[QUOTE=tdn]
It’s news to me that giving a blow job is unpleasant. (Not that I would enjoy doing it myself, unless of course if the guy was really cute and had a cool car.) Actually, in my experience, women enjoy giving them. Those that don’t just won’t do it.
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Eh, it’s okay. Sometimes I enjoy it a lot, more often I enjoy the fact that you’re (general you, not you you) enjoying it. I rarely enjoy it for as long as it takes to get you off, though. In all honesty, my jaw starts hurting about halfway through, most of the time, but if you’re still having fun, I’ll keep going.
And yeah, **fetus **is right. If I’ve swallowed the damn stuff (which is NOT tasty, ever, and is sometimes downright painfully burning and icky), the least you could do is make me feel appreciated enough to kiss, darn it.
Back in the Bronze Age, I was told on numerous occasions that I was an excellent kisser. I will now share one of my techniques.
When you feel a need for a break in lip-to-lip contact, go for the earlobe. Get there by working your way up the cheek, jawline or neck (very light suction, don’t leave her feeling wet and icky). Do not bite (unless she reacts strongly after a while), and do not deposit spit. Just pull it into your lips with a little bit of suction and caress it with your lips. I have had much success with this.
[QUOTE=Mosier]
I dont know about you, but kissing someone with chapstick or lip balm or lipstick on really grosses me out. Maybe girls like it different, but I wouldn’t suggest medicating your lips in preparation for a kiss. Just keep practicing, I guess. 
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I second that. I HATE CHAPSTICK. I never, ever, EVER use the stuff, and hate it when I kiss someone who wears it. If I wanted slime, I would have kissed a stick of butter, thankyouverymuch.
As far as kissing, I have always been told I am an excellent kisser. I have had many, many previous lovers reconnect with me and tell me they have never met anyone else who has kissed as well as I have. It is 90% knowing what your partner wants.
Your lips are too dry? Er, lick them? I shouldn’t think this would come as a revelation. Soft is the key, when starting. Slow, soft, and small kisses. Focus on one lip at a time. Pause and look in their eyes, and then go back to kissing. When you fee more comfortable, kiss by taking one or the other of their lips between yours, softly. Then you can move on to the tongue, but I am not going to attempt to describe that one for you. That is more based on intuition, and learning what your partner wants.
Don’t forget your hands! When you are softly kissing your partner, use your hands to caress, to softly cup their ears between your thumb and forefinger, lightly pressing up against her head with your hands.
Never forget to look in their eyes between kisses. You can always tell if they enjoy it or not.
If you have any questions, please let me know.
Great, great advice everyone. Things that especially helped.
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[li]Didn’t employ as much suction[/li][li]Relaxed my mouth[/li][li]Sucked her lips upon departure[/li][/ul]
To which she responded to with:
“That was perfect.”
And…
“Like…that was really good…What did you do to that mango?”
And…
“Can I stay over?”
Needless to say, it was a very good night 
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Unfortunately to say, the same does not hold true for the mango’s night. After a handful of jokes about me leaving the girl in the middle of the date and going steady with the mango that I had been practicing on, she demanded that I cut it up and serve it to her while we enjoyed the British movie A Matter of Life and Death. Neither of us contracted any blisters 
Oh, and it amuses me greatly how quickly this thread went from being about kissing to being something quite a bit dirtier.
Continue on! I’ve collected and used the advice I came for 
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[QUOTE=JoeSki]
Oh, and it amuses me greatly how quickly this thread went from being about kissing to being something quite a bit dirtier.
Continue on! I’ve collected and used the advice I came for 
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It amuses me how quickly my relationships went from being about kissing to being something quite a bit dirtier. 
Dammit, was that my out loud voice? Stop corrupting the youth, WhyNot!
The mental image of a guy furiously typing on his keyboard while she slowly makes her way towards his mouth had me in convulsive laughter for several minutes…well done, sir!
[QUOTE=fetus]
Try a shoehorn.
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::snerk::
Damnit, that’s another keyboard clean-up job
I must confess that JoeSki frightens me with the speed of his learning. Be sure only to use your powers for good, OK?
I’m glad everything went so well. “That was perfect” is one of the best things you can hear at such an occasion, along with “Do you want to stay the night?” and “Well, since you’re naked anyway…”
Practice. You can find out about all sorts of technique, but it really requires becoming comfortable with kissing. She can wait