Thank you. I’ll add that info to my storage file.
I post weird stuff like this all the time on my Twitter. Here are some stuff I came up with (I wrote these all myself):
Disney’s One Saturday Morning was not “5 hours of summer one a week”- 1 1/2 hours, tops. I think we should retroactively sue for false advertising. (You probably won’t get this one unless you grew up watching Saturday morning cartoons in the 1990s)
Michael Jackson is probably one of the few people in history whose voice got HIGHER as he got older.
What if there’s something strange in your neighborhood but it’s not a ghost? Do you still call Ghostbusters?
Hopfully Michael Jackson will be remembered for changing the face of pop music and not for changing HIS face.
If Rorshach from Watchmen was a cashier, he’d value human life even less than he already does. And throw a lot more dog carcasses at people.
What exactly is a “wink” in terms of sleep measurement? And how come 40 is the optimal number? The average adult needs 7-9 hours of sleep a night. If a wink is a unit of time measurement 1 wink is equal to between 10.5 and 13.5 minutes
Apparently, “hobo” can be used as a verb. Who knew? Besides hoboes, I mean
How does Darth Vader go to the bathroom?
If it isn’t already, “When Duke Nukem Forever comes out” should be the new “When Hell freezes over”