I object to JohnClay's very existence and everything he stands for

[cochrane]

@John_DiFool

Welp, looks like he has a kindred spirit now…

@Jmurph7488

It turns out I have a hemorrhoid on my butthole and the fiery little hell demon Bastard is killing me. What can I do to make this horrible little cocksucker fuck off and go back to hell where it came from

@snowthx

You can always just push it back in:

They usually recede into the rectum on their own; if they don’t, they can be gently pushed back into place.

:eek:

How convenient. JohnClay could even push it back in for him.