I object to JohnClay's very existence and everything he stands for

You can probably guess why.

It’s like there being a cooking show where the judges give a dish a 3/10. They’re meant to judge it objectively, not worry about whether the cook would feel upset about the score. In their speech they could try and soften the blow though.

Lucent was behind Inferno and “Lucent also operated from 666 Fifth Avenue, NY”

If it was such an obvious and real connection why did someone post this:

Well her wishes are… I can’t say since that would involve talking about her…

Agreed. How is that not a t-shirt already?

Sorry, but that made me laugh. :smiley:

Okay, he’s definitely trolling here: Don't be impatient with poo - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
:rolleyes:

What’s left? Will he start a thread to inform us that’s he’s breathing?

It’s hard to come to a different conclusion.

That poo thread involved a situation that actually happened. I found it interesting I thought others might too. Remember that it isn’t about a typical poo. It is about a long-winded and bloody poo.

sigh

Done and dusted folks! Whilst there might have been doubt before, there ain’t none now.

It only took 13 years, but the fuckhead has been outed! May you enjoy the rest of your days JohnClay, with your finger up your arse trying to extract the shit. Don’t forget, beyond the first clump, there’s always more.

Keep digging!! :: rolleyes ::

Hmmm… well I guess fuckhead isn’t explicitly in that list… and I guess he wasn’t talking directly to me…

If they didn’t want to know at home, why did you think we would? That’s it, I’m not reading any more of your threads. There’s such a thing as over-sharing.

It was just one person’s opinion. They could have been wrong…

Those poo books seem to be somewhat popular though since that guy has written four of them.

This is about “the 18 types of Internet trolls”:
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls

I’m not sure which one I might be… (if I had to be classified as a troll) maybe

Except that I don’t make things up in these forums and I’m not a “she”.

I wonder if I could be called guilty of any of these 4 “troll attacks”…

They later brought up the topic a few times though.

BTW my investigation into evidence that I might be a troll is based on this:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17579422&postcount=41

So I’m trying to be self-aware.

But if I don’t have the self-awareness of a squished slug am I a troll…? :eek:

I don’t want anyone to be angered or frustrated but on the other hand I don’t want to stop expressing myself in my own little way. Maybe it is like someone talking about religion or politics to someone who has a different opinion. It is likely that there could be some anger or frustration but they still want to have the conversation anyway if they can.

I’m not interested in reading books about poo, either.

Party pooper.