Well, he did say he was Satan, so you’ll hear his name if you play “Stairway to Heaven” backwards.
I have to applaud you JohnClay. You’ve done very well on this board, enticing people into fully believing your ‘mental illness’ schtick, whilst getting away with stuff that most of us would have been banned for eons ago.
Your trolling is masterful! It was controversial, nay, gross enough to get folks sucked in, but subtle enough to have us scratching our heads about your mental health.
Well played** JohnClay**. Well played indeed!
Now fuck off.
Well you didn’t say “and die” so maybe you’ll get away with it…
Are you going to report me fucker?
Go ahead. I will eagerly await a directive from the mods.
:dubious:
Feeling an insult to your national pride?
I have to admit, I bought into the act. But after this latest ramping up of the “Oh, gosh, who me? I’m only misunderstood in my insanity!” bit, I’m inclined to believe (finally), that yes, he’s trolling the shit out of the board for funsies. However, considering the length of his tenure here and how long-reaching and in detail the com has been, I gotta give props were props are due. Well played, person who apparently has way too much fucking time on your hands. Good luck on your next board dupe, you crazy ass motherfucker.
No, Jennifer is a party pooper.
As far as long-term trolls go, I can’t think of someone who did it better than you, JohnClay. **Diamonds02 **came close but was much too obvious. I applaud your patient commitment to the character. You could have taught **Umkay **a thing or two, maybe she’d still be here.
To be honest, I enjoyed reading Terry Pratchett’s “The World of Poo.”
I think the main issue here is the way the Moderators force their way into my home and force me at gun point to open and read every thread JohnClay starts. They make me read every post and every reply.
If only there was some sort of Ignore this poster feature! Or if there was some mechanism where I could see who started a thread and where I could select to open that thread and read the posts or NOT.
Oh, and John? By commenting on threads other than your own and engaging in conversations and the like, you become a member of the community here. Not just the community pest.
I propose that he’s mentally ill AND a troll. I don’t see how the two are mutually exclusive.
Dio could be a troll, and he was often sincere. Not all trolls are the same.
I’d put five bucks on him not even being married.
Y’all got played.
I’ve never heard of a long-winded poo. Had a lot to get off its, er, chest, did it?
I can’t begin to tell you what I was picturing in my head before I figured it out.
Can’t possibly be worse than the real thing.
That would be a Cleveland steamer. :eek:
No, no, JohnClay. My Interactive Pooh isn’t that kind of game. 
There are several people in my immediate family who have severe mental illnesses and I see the same thing.
My sane sister made the point that with people who are so oblivious to societal behavior, you need to be blunt. You don’t have to be mean, but blunt.
Other than opening scores of threads about his own personal world, he’s not really intruding into other threads, at least for the moment.
Can’t the moderators just create a special guidance for him specifically to just make one JohnClay thread, as has been suggested and restrict him from making all of these others?
JohnClay exists to give other people hope. Because no matter how ugly, how dumb, how pathetic you are, there’s always a guy like JohnClay around.
I know, right. It’s why I sometimes go to Wal-Mart.
I look at JohnClay in the same way that I look at the random creep who tries to strike up a conversation with me in public. By the time the conversation is over, I know the creep’s underwear size, length of his penis, and the approximate weight of the turd he laid that morning. The creep is generally harmless, just irritating and a little, well, creepy.