I Pit Alice Cooper, or AAAAARRRGH!!!

Alice, I know you went to “Hell” some time ago, but you ain’t been in the pit 'til you’ve been in the PIT! Welcome to MY Nightmare!

Why, why, why?! I checked out the latest tour and up went my hopes. Ontario, Calgary, Edmonton - yes, yes!

Tacoma…

WTF?!

Tacoma?!!

WHERE THE HELL IS VANCOUVER?!!! :mad:

I’d be there. Really, I would. I even promised Kid, the Elder that I’d take him and his girlfriend the very next time you came to town. I can’t go to Tacoma. It’s in the States. I don’t go to the States. :frowning: I can’t go to Edmonton or Calgary. They’re too far. Argh!!!

Dammit Dammit Dammit!!!

Why don’t you want to come to the States? Got some outstanding warrants or something?

I was a baaad girl, c1984. Probation, 1 year. The last time I went down, I got checked and asked, sternly, if I’d ever been told I couldn’t go to the States. They let me in anyway, but I was only going straight to my best friends place for a few days and looked pretty normal. That was also pre 9/11. I wouldn’t want to try it now, especially to go to an AC concert!

Besides, I could cough up my concert ticket and local bus fare, but that’s about it.

Funny, that’s exactly what Alice said when someone suggested going there.

Can you like, maybe, call someone official-like stateside and ask about entering the country?

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I was a baaad girl, c1984. Probation, 1 year. QUOTE]

If your crime was so petty that all it resulted in was a one year probation, I can’t imagine how that can prevent you from being able to enter the country. Especially when this happened twenty years ago. I hope you look into that a bit more. I am curious as to what you would find out.

So…
No more, Mr. Nice Guy?

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