This idiot and clear troll popped up on my radar in a P&A thread, quickly moved to a general Pit thread which both he and I were polluting with insults.
So this is one dedicated to that particular poster.
@ColdBrew50 is the exact example of stupid, stubborn and aggressive. They are without doubt a troll, and I realise they should not be fed.
But fuck that, they deserve a real pitting.
So, in the tradional way, I am willing to sponsor the cost of the straw @ColdBrew50 uses while felching his goat, and I will not even judge him on the gender of goat he chooses.
Have you ever looked a goat in the eye, and concluded they are innocent? I mean, I don’t really want our hero of this thread abusing animals, but there is no such thing as an innocent goat.
They might be cute. They might produce milk that makes delicious cheese. They might have weird lizard eyes. But they are all guilty of something… eating underwear. Escaping though the fence. Grand theft and larceny. Goats are guilty of something. Every time.
My dog met a goat. As a friendly, curious canine, she did what dogs do - sniffed his butt. Little goat was not amused, and shortly thereafter headbutted little pup right in the chest, lifting her off her feet. She’s wary of the little bastards now.
As to the topic of the OP - just not worth it. If I thought they’d be around long enough to enjoy taunting, I’d care more, but I don’t.
That’s too bad. It seems like every time a new poster comes along, who is smarter than everyone else, they get pushed out of here because we can’t handle the smart.
/s