Dude it’s his wife. Of course he’s going to be offended. Wouldn’t you be offended if I wrote a post about how people like your wife/mom/sister are usually VD infested crackwhores?
A large chunk of that reminds me of my first real relationship. It was majorly sickeningly sweet. We did tell everyone how sexually adventurous we were. Except you got one thing blatenly wrong.
She was a normal girl. Knew nada about scifi, RPG, gaming, and the like. Well she was English, as in UK passport but meh. Still normal just had a different vocabulary and had some different recipes.
You see us geeks are just that lovable, and sex is only dirty if you think it is. Which I don’t which lead to some wild stuff. She used to get made at me for going to far in public though. Good times. I used to see what I could get away with. I also used to write her poems. And break all the rules about maintain social status.
It was a time of freedom. I trusted her implicitly, as she did me, but we were too incompatible in some important ways and it built up causing too much stress and we couldn’t figure out how to deal with it. In hindsight it happened too fast; if it happened slower we could have dealt with those problems. We tried again a year later, going slower but the past bites you in the ass and that was that.
Why the falconry hate? Have you ever seen a falcon? Those things are awesome.
Ahh now all this clicks. Some guys get girl, geek or otherwise (especially geek) by not fawning and just being themselves. If that doesn’t work for you I could certainly see why it’d cause some bitter feelings.
I’ve got a D&D girl who sets next to me in my Excel class acting all awkward and fawning like you ascribe to geek guys. I’m gonna try asking her out next tuesday.
Did you mean molten plastic? Thermoplastic = plastic you can melt and remold, such as pop bottle plastic at room temperature.
I don’t know what the SCA is but the rest of that sounds like 100% nuclear enriched awesome.
That’s some good advice. OP listen to this. Well not the hooker part, unless you want it burn when you pee, but the rest yea.
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erds are like republicans eh?:mad: Well your wife/mom/sister is like a VD infested crackwhore.