I Pit Daily Kos and the Shameful, Disgraceful Lies About The Republican Platform

Bullshit. This thread has firmly established that the DK comments were firmly grounded in truth, unlike the propaganda nonsense spewed by the other side.

For the benefit of any millennials reading this thread:

The Daily Kos is this left-leaning advocacy group that your grey-haired, pony tail grandparents grew up with back in the dark ages (aka, before social media). Markos Moulitsas is, like, 100 years old; which is even older than Kim Kardashian. Oh, and Donald Trump is the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party, which is a political party in the USA, where you live. It’s unlikely you’d ever vote for them, but just in case you were toying with the idea, listen to Markos-- about this subject he knows his shit!!

Also for those just joining us, please be aware that this program contains language intended for mature audiences, including profanity and occasional irony.

Hey, could y’all keep it down in here?! All this whooshing is scaring the cats.

I think some of you are very quick to dismiss the harm of pornography on children.

I recall failing several exams on the week that I stumbled upon a copy of hustler on the back-roads back home from class.

I could have lowered my middle school GPA by a whole half point! Who knows what kind of street vagrant I would have become had pages 10 through 19 not had been ripped out. The amount of imaginating I had to do to fill in the missing content was also pretty draining, and possibly traumatic - it’s probably why I still buy D&D books to this day - even though I no longer play! Imaginating withdrawals.

I agree. Kids have it way too easy these days. We had to often rifle through trash cans or hunt in our older siblings bedrooms to find porn. With the internet, there’s no challenge. Where’s the fun in having everything right at your fingertips, so to speak?

Whippersnappers! Back in my day, we had to make our own porn!

When I was a kid in the Boy Sprouts, one of our greatest achievements was the Paper Drive. We had half our two-car garage filled with rolled up newspapers. Didn’t get squat for them money wise, it was all a bust. BUT, in amidst all of the newspapers collected, we boys found about a half-dozen porno mags, some of which we’d never heard of before.

JACKPOT!

I grow my own porn at home in the garden to reduce my carbon footprint.

Yo elucidator,

Are you ready to retract your pitting?

WARNING PDF

Does this next segment apply to Musilim’s wanting sharia law? Or just just christians wanting to avoid icky secular and/or gay people?

And how is this not denying women from combat?

And how about giving OUR land to rich ranchers and bigoted racist terrorists?

Or are you willing to leave the party as they obviously are publicly stating that they stand for ideas that you obviously find egregious?

Am I being whooshed, or do you, rat avatar, not realize the luci is as left as they come.

Or Poe’s Law

So you did not realize that luci is a lefty.