I pit EGG

[I_Have_Hippos_In_My_Garden]

but I didn’t know there were people who dislike eggs entirely

Oh Yes! Very much so. Infact they have been known to make me vomit I hated them so much.

waves to malacandra

[sandra_nz]

@needscoffee

OMG (and I have never used that abbreviation before, if that tells you anything), you are in for a treat. My local diner serves a version with homemade corned beef (sauteed/browned) with poached egg and a cheese sauce, which is heaven. They also have a smoked salmon version, which I’ve never been able to order because I can’t go without regular or corned beef Benedict. My mouth is now watering.

Yum!

Eggs Benedict is something I really miss. Back in New Zealand, we had a nearby cafe that did fantastic eggs benedict, with bacon, salmon or just spinach under the egg and hollandaise. There’s nowhere in my town that does anything approaching that.

[McGeek]

@wheresgeorge04

MMMMMM… Eggs! I make perfect hard-boiled, scrambled, and fried eggs. Scrambled nice and fluffy with a little catsup… hard-boiled to perfection, dipped in salt. MMMMM… Eggs!

Mayonnaise, though, will make me vomit through my nose.

Joe

AMEN to all you have said. I love eggs in any form but mayo.

@Qadgop the Mercotan

Poached egg on an english muffin with aged cheddar, sausage, butter, onion, marmite, chipotle peppers and sundried tomatoes is my favorite breakfast.

I gotta agrree with Lindasybluth on this: you had me up till the marmite…

[Loisseau]

Fry up some hickory-smoked bacon, use some of the drippings for homefries with onions and peppers, then use some fat for two eggs over easy. Toast and coffee and your day is made.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Loisseau

Fry up some hickory-smoked bacon, use some of the drippings for homefries with onions and peppers, then use some fat for two eggs over easy. Toast and coffee and your day is made.

Chop the bacon and mix it into the potatoes and onions (and peppers – I rarely have any on-hand). Crack two eggs over the top and cover. When the whites are set and the yolks are still liquid, serve with Tabasco.

[GameHat]

@bouv

While it has been proven that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet proven that they raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

man in egg suit flees squeaking while I shake my fist in rage

You’d better run, egg!

[kaylasdad99]

@Maiira

This thread is making me hungry.

Me, too! And I just had dinner!

@wheresgeorge04

Mayonnaise, though, will make me vomit through my nose.

Joe

Okay, never mind.

[Knorf]

I LOVE chicken eggs. LOVE them! Prepared any possible way.

Egg sandwiches!

Also, eggs + flour + sugar is one of the greatest alchemical combinations known to humans.

EGGS!

I’m picking up some farm-fresh eggs tomorrow. Can’t wait.

[Johnny_L.A]

It's The Egg Man!

[GameHat]

@Johnny_L.A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ43Zws-Dso

That’s … horrifying.

I love it.

I’ve got a chill up my spine and decentralized feeling of overall disgust. God damn, that’s a great video. Thanks for sharing.

[Johnny_L.A]

@GameHat

That’s … horrifying.

I love it.

I’ve got a chill up my spine and decentralized feeling of overall disgust. God damn, that’s a great video. Thanks for sharing.

The film is Pink Flamingoes, by John Waters. His early films do tend to have an effect on people.

More egg-centricity from the film:

EGGS EGGS EGGS!

Pink Flamingos: Eggstra Miss Edie

A warning though: Do not delve too deeply into this film. One of the related videos on YouTube is the last scene in the film. I will not link it. It is disgusting, and potentially vomit-inducing. No, really. It does not have anything to do with eggs.