In fairness, when you’re pulling the food out of a dumpster, it does all tend to taste the same.
“Won’t somebody please think of the children? Those mixed up miscegenated shades of brown children as ugly as sin?”
The concern trolling might be funny if it weren’t decades old at this point.
No more white bread, everyone will be forced to eat whole wheat!
Or marble rye.
As long as that monolithic cuisine includes taco trucks, I’m good.
In another twenty years we won’t even have marble rye anymore, all the bread will be a uniform shade of tan. Which will be disastrous, how will we know what bread to hate?
Got to admit, I like the logic presented, i.e. “we have to fight against diversity now so we will have diversity later”
It’s the same conservative playbook with social security and wildlife conservation. Got to kill those things now so they exist later.
Oh my God! It will be like living with my parents again! I won’t go back to that dry, crumbly stuff that disintegrates when you try to spread peanut butter on it! I won’t! We have to save white America!
Or add more gluten, I guess.
Or in this case, the dumpster behind Taco Bell.
You also have to love the “Oh dearie me, I only meant to make a harmless comment. I hope I didn’t break any forum rules” approach.
Is it just me, or has his Old Man Waves At Cloud act picked up steam recently?
*yells
Yes, sorry, Old Man Yells at Cloud
’ If it ‘wasn’t’ for that ‘parsimonious’ edit ‘clock’ you coulda ‘fixed’ that!’
‘j’turd’88’
WTF is he on about in the white population declining thread? That if too many non-white people come to the US it will mean the end of ethnic food?
Can I just say that I love “Old man waves at clouds” as a euphemism for older people who aren’t bitter and angry?
I do too. I thought it was an intentional play on words, I’m disappointed that it was a mistake.
“Happy morning Mr. Cloud!” 
His problem isn’t non-white people coming to the US, but OMG breeding with our ever-so-white population, producing a country of beige inhabitants and one bland cuisine.
I doubt the bland cuisine of the northern plains would get much traction anywhere else. 
This post nailed it: