See, I mis-read it and thought it read, “You valiantly fought with him over the chicken coop”.
Which gave me a chuckle or two. 
With the bit about the bank fraud, I’d definitely keep a VERY close eye on the wife. Even without that, I would, because there’s strong evidence of, well, failing judgment.
Does she have any fiscal responsiblities? Contracting responsiblities (as in, could issue contracts that might “benefit” her in any way)? anything else?
She is spayed.
She came in early today, we had a good conversation. The ground rules have been established.
I called the bank, but didn’t get a very clear response. I’ll let it ride, but see above.
She remarked that his ex wanted to meet her, give her a big hug. I laughed. Yeah, I bet she does.
She thinks that all the dust will settle now, and get back to normal. That’d be great, but I doubt it.
Still taking precautions.
Did you also find them driving in a parkway?
“Normal” sounds circus-entertaining, with all the chicken wire and flammables.
I eagerly await the next water-squirting daisy instalment…
A bucket of water seems appropriate.
Not much today, except she was going commando because her ex-husband ‘shredded’ her underwear.
How does one even do that?
Not just use them, but use the correctly…
Foreplay.
With Edward Scissorhands? :dubious:
With the guy you describe, it wouldn’t surprise me if he did it on purpose. Maybe he has a commando fetish.
Hmm…
fisha, there is something seriously wrong with me eagerly awaiting the next water-squirting daisy instalment, and you telling me she’s going commando.
There is something seriously wrong with her telling you she’s going commando.
There is something seriously wrong with her going commando because her ex-husband shredded her underwear; which leaves one to assume that it was all made of either paper, wheat, or coconut.
Watch for a coconut shell bra. Then we’ll know exactly how her undies were shredded.
Hallelujah!
Is anybody taking notes for a movie?
Maybe we could start casting the movie now. Russel Brand has been suggested but I think Nicholas Cage would be a better choice.
:::snerk::: Yeah, this was my thinking as well. No matter how friendly people might be in an office, it’s quite difficult to imagine that your boss needs (or wants!) to know about your underwear status.
Unless you’re a stripper or a call girl, that is, and I don’t get the impression that this is fisha’s line of work. The whole “male dominated industry” thing, dontcha know (had she said “male PATRONIZED”, that would be another story).
So, he asked innocently, This all started when you hired a carpenter for his good looks instead of looking at his credentials?
No, it was when he agreed to strip down, put on a tool belt, and sing “It’s raining men.” during a staff meeting.
So now we’re supposed to judge people based on their accomplishments and past actions?
A 30 year old version of Jimmy Smits is close.
Obviously these pics are not the actual characters to this trainwreck.
She is about this level of pretty on an everyday basis. She can clean up better, and does have an engaging personality. Plus she is tiny and men cannot seem to resist tiny.