Okay, I have heard all of those terms, even gastroenteritis.
Sig line!
Now it’s gastro-enteritis.
My doc says don’t bother him with trivial stuff that gets better on its own. If I faint, go to the ER. Same for hemorrhages.
I just laughed my ass of, reading three Google ads for colon cleansing! 
Sorry QtM, hope you get better soon.
Hey Quad - I really feel terrible for you. Truly. I have felt your pain.
But on to the main point - do you know anything about post-viral syndromes?
(I’m waving a virtual smudging bundle of sage around as I ask this, so that the evil doesn’t get passed on.)
I had the real flu in December and I’m still not right. Not right as in fevers and sweats and crashing fatigue and medical disability and stuff. I’m asking anyone I can because I want out of this - I want to get better!
And I do understand that this is internet and medical advice is worth what you pay for and yadda yadda …
Sorry, we’ve just had a long weekend and I visited my mummy (that’s mommy for people in US) and yes, ‘bags’ is kiwi for ‘dibs’ although I believe it is also Aussie and Pommie for ‘dibs’. Feel confident to incorporate into your vocab knowing the correct meaning.
Maybe it’s a new bug? Swab some and culture it.
Qadgophyzio mercotanillis?
I hope you’re getting better. The galloping trots suck.
Yoiks. There’s one doc who better hope he stays on the right side of the law.
Hope you’re back to your old self soon, Q.
Hey QtM, how you doing?
Temp this AM 101.5, horrible headache from 4 am to 7 am, continuing diarrhea, and spasms of coughing, non-productive.
Yesterday I managed to eat a cup of chicken broth, a cup of cheerios, and half a peanut butter sandwich, all within the same 24 hours. I’m forcing gatorade to keep adequately hydrated. I’m laying off the colored gatorade and going for the clear, because the colored stuff just makes the diarrhea look too weird. I’ve lost over 6 lbs since last thursday.
Aren’t you glad you asked? 
Geez, 5 straight days now? That is horrible.
You best send Ioreth to run as quick as her tongue and get some kingsfoil. 
Get better soon,
Jim
Are you sure at this point that it’s viral?
:dubious: and 
for you.
I think Gatorade would give me diarrhea, but YMMV. (I try to avoid all high fructose corn syrup), but you do need the calories and the fluid.
Is it time to discuss advanced directives?
Note to self: See employee health about flu shot.
Sending healing thoughts your way…you are such a bright light, we want to see you get well soon.
So, run, Ioreth, run! I hope the useful part is in season this time of year.
Hey, I was able to spend over 4 straight hours this AM out of bed, before I had to crash. Granted, the majority of the time was spent in a chair, but still!
Actually, I am feeling tolerably ok about 75% of the time today, and think I’ll try to get to work this Thursday. And I felt bold enough to have some granola with my second cup of plain yogurt! (It made me feel logy for a while though)
Thanks for all the support.
I hope you continue to improve, Dr. QtM.
I’m getting my flu shot Monday and hope that I don’t catch anything in the interim. Reading this thread makes me remember that bout I caught about four years ago, when flu shots were running short. Yeesh, that was miserable - I was out of work for four days and felt like a dead body when I returned. Gack.
When last we left off you were slithering along the side of the hull … I mean you were feeling better.
You have not posted since then and that leaves some of us worried for your health. I hope you are okay and just busy catching up from missed time.
You presence has been especially missed in **eleanorigby ** thread: LOTR question(s).
I hope you are well,
Jim