I probably should have known that. :o Right now, the only virus I’m looking for (32 negative slides so far) is HPV…
As long as your dreams have a sense of humor, you’re all right.
Hope you’re feeling vastly better by the Springsteen concert, and thank you for the education.
i usually go with hot bath with eucalyptus. sweat it out, sweat it out, way out!!!
there is usually a full day of whining as well. that keeps people away from me.
i hope you feel better by monday.
I did the hot tub earlier today, it is set to 104. I felt better for a bit. Then a few hours later I had a fun hour with shaking chills, and a temperature of 102.4, accompanied by lots of sniveling. I had the electric blanket turned up to 20 (take that, Spinal Tap!) but I thought it must not be plugged in. It was.
Mrs. Mercotan is keeping a wary distance.
Further bulletins as events warrant.
“Go change your armor!”
Or you could end up in the same castle that Sir Galahad did…naughty Zut, lighting that grail shaped beacon!
Feel better soon.
Thanks.
It turned out the dreams came about because she was sleeping in the recliner, to give me more room, and to keep a safer distance away from my germs.
The recliner makes a lot of sproingy noises, just like constructing a trojan rabbit does.
Zut! Where’s Dingo??
And you have firsthand knowledge of such? :dubious: 
I dunno from Dingo–is this yet another obscure Sci-Fi reference known only to the Initiated? Or is it from bad Spanish (Aussie?) TV?
At first I misread the title and was really confused, since QtM’s a dude…unless he got an operation and didn’t tell anyone???
Anyway, hope you feel better Qadgop. Be sure to take two aspirin and call yourself in the morning. 
Mais oui! Fetchez la vache!
Dingo is Zut’s identical twin sister.
Rough night. Awoke dehydrated with a temp of 102. :mad:
But do you smell of elderberries?
I never knew her twin’s name! (now I must go watch the movie again).
Sorry about your dehydration etc.
Didn’t you get the memo? Or perhaps you didn’t read the fine print? Doctors aren’t to get sick. It’s against the laws of the universe or something. Are you sure you’re a real doctor? :dubious:
Drink some juice, rest and take your ibuprofen. If it’s nice enough out where you are, you can go sleep in a hammock outside. I may take a nap on my porch swing later–and I’m not even sick! 
And don’t put butter on a burn. Physician, heal thyself! Then send some my way.
Now it’s turned into enteritis. 
You poor man. But, this too shall pass.
don’t hit me–you’re febrile!
Qadgop**, have you considered candle-waxing? Or that sticker you put on your feet that they announce on TV? It must work, they show it on TV.
Get well soon.
Pff…all you need is some incognito royalty sponging you off (not sponging off you) with a cloth dipped in hot water infused with athelas. Then you’ll be good as, nay better than, new. (Your fever has been so high, one of those prisoners must have had a Morgul blade…or the Black Breath.)
I’ll be hornswoggled. Look what I just found:
Athelas Ask for it by name.
Or he could have fussy pharmacy type guy bore him senseless with all the names, properties and uses of said Athelas/Kingsfoil. I do hope he doesn’t find this to be beyond his powers of healing. Last I heard, Elrond had left for the Grey Havens and so QtM is SOL.
Hey, Doc, what did your Doc say?
BTW: Could you translate some of these terms or are you subtly encouraging us to learn some medical jargon? Thankfully I have IESpell so I can right-click on a word to learn its meaning. You have had me abusing this feature with this thread.
Main Entry: en·ter·i·tis
Pronunciation: \ˌen-tə-ˈrī-təs\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural en·ter·it·i·des -ˈri-tə-ˌdēz\ also en·ter·i·tis·es
Date: 1808
1 : inflammation of the intestines and especially of the human ileum
2 : a disease of domestic animals (as panleukopenia of cats) marked by enteritis and diarrhea
WhatExit–Quad’s got the shits. Not pleasant.
(I didn’t really realize he was using “jargon”. Oops)
I use to work in a hospital, both of my sisters are nurses and I never heard the term enteritis. I am glad you translated as I did not get that answer looking it up.
Poor QtM.
Jim
Maybe you’ve heard of gastroenteritis, though? That’s a more exact term, and more commonly used. I am not sure if **QtM **is vomitting as well as his other intestinal discomforts–“enteritis” is a bit vague (and I hope QtM remains vague about his bout with it!)
Nurses usually don’t refer to it as enteritis–we call it diarrhea or loose stools or just plain shit or a code brown… We have a lot of names for shit.