Why do I feel a bit jealous?
Or Envy. I don’t know what I feel. Girl I like does not feel the same way about me. I wish I could be the one who she ask to go out to do stuff. But I do not want to seem desperate or lonely to ask her. I do not hate any one, just feel rejected.
I don’t know how I should express myself.
Amazingly, I posted some thing coherent after Rum and Coke and 1 Heineken and a few whiskey and cokes.
More or less, sure. But you did spell “desperate” and “coherent” right, and that’s better than a lot of people manage stone cold sober.
Advice that you probably won’t take - if she doesn’t like you, it wasn’t meant to be, and you’ll be free to meet someone else who will like you, and you’ll wonder what you ever saw in the first girl.
Of the two, your emotion is closer to envy. If she was already your girlfriend and you felt hostility toward anyone else who approached her, you’d be jealous.
Have a couple more rum-and-cokes and call her up right away and pour out your heart to her. Chicks dig long rambling drunken middle-of-the-night phone calls.
Lightweight. I’m fixin’ ta one (or five or twelve) up you in about an hour.
Oh, wait, yes… the thread at hand here. Not a big dea if you ask me. Everyone feels jealous of someone else at least once, even if only a little. Everyone except me, of course. But that’s because I rule.
YOU’RE UPSET OVER THAT SLUT?!!! You’re much to good for her. I mean she was okay at the bachelor party and all, and boy, did she clean up in tips! But I gotta say, she earned dollar.
Heads up BluePitBull, there’s a good-looking heifer heading your way. Time to spiff up and polish those horns.
I was about to say, “WTF?”, until I re-read the OPs username.
Wait a minute…
Did you ask her out and she rejected you? Or is she just out with someone else and you never asked?
Or is it one of those you’re too shy to ask her and so you sit around acting hurt because she doesn’t notice?
Just wanting clarification.
Besides, man, I heard from Steve, who used to date Sally, who was her cousin Jill’s roommate in college, that she’s a real psycho bitch who keyed her boyfriend Jack’s car when he went bowling with the guys but she thought he was sleeping around on her and that she’s a pretty cold fish anyways, you know?
I thought “polishing your horn” was what you do when there aren’t any girls around.
No, no. You have to do it before the date so you’re not anxious.
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life’s problems.
Yeah, thats me, I should really get over my shyness,
I will take that advice, thank you
I guess I am guilty of Envy and Lust
Good for you. I wouldn’t steer you wrong. Ha! I slay me!
I almost hate to do this…
But isn’t a Pitbull a dog?
Why did you have to ruin our fun? 
Oops. Sorry.
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I always thought that was more of a joke than anything. No?