http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12503724&postcount=82
Get a goddamn brain, learn to write, and get an enema while you’re at it, dumbass.
But do it somewhere else.
You know, you can lose an eye doing this.
He’s an obvious troll. I pity that; I like the clever and amusing ones.
Report him and be done with it.
OK, I’ve been whooshed.
I pit the the decline of classical education in today’s schools.
Careful pitting him. He could send you, against your fate, to Hades.
Not to defend some of the dumb things he’s said, but I am sure English is not his first language and I think that’s contributing to the weirdness in that thread.
Or murder me with his guile.
Y’know, the bad part is that it took CS’s more obscure reference for me to get the eye thing.
I thought he was an island.
Damn you.
I must say, when I read the “coitus int” line, I kept wanting him to finish the phrase, but he just pulled away there.
I realized was a really clever line worthy of a screen name or a title if only he had meant to do it intentionally: **Coitus Inter-
**
I thought he was a rock.
I thought he touched no one, and that no one touches him.
Oh, I read that as ‘‘coitus lint.’’ Sort of like belly-button lint?
You Pit Éowyn?