Oh great. Let me guess. Commie is now considered offensive.
Iono, wasnt Uncle Joe kinda hawt in his younger days?
Pinko lover!
Now if the Nazis were just impotent, maybe they wouldn’t be so important.
Of course, that might have made them worse.
I think Putin is kinda hot.
In a beady-eyed kinda way?
I have it on good authority that Loach took his name from the slithery little aquarium fish. It had nothing to do with the big manly helicopterof the same name.
yeah, but pussy riot around him.
It’s the uniforms. Nazis are snappy dressers.
wha???
It takes flair to rock a hat like that.
True, but Khmer Rouge is hella fun to say. That defeats the point of being negative so can’t use them in this thread. What about smurfs? They’re already blue - they’re the perfect antagonist in this kind of thread.
I see what you did there. 
Bill Hicks, on the show *Cops *:
Holy shit machine, the OP reminds me of my husband on a tear. The primary difference being when I tell him to snap the fuck out of it, he usually does. His primary source of misery is himself - what he wants that he thinks he’s not getting or won’t get, but refuses to do anything about.
Honestly, the whole thing elicits less sympathy than it does annoyance. Thank goodness it’s not as neverending as the OP’s - stopping the bitching and taking action (like starting a budget, planning for retirement, deciding on next steps) is what drags him out of it.
For most people, action breeds action, which breeds satisfaction and/or ambition for more. But all that requires getting over yourself first. So if you ever decide to write out a to-do list, put that first.
Well, fair’s fair : he probably gets laid once in a while too. Being married and all.
Incredible boost to the old self-esteem, sex. Helps one keep things in perspective. Also relieves anxiety, depression AND lets you do cardio, all at once. That stuff should really be sold in pharmacies but noooo, they kick you right out when you ask 'em. Same with shrinks - you ask them for a simple handjob and next thing you know you’re out the door. Shameful shit.
It’s funny because it’s … wait a goddamn minute. You don’t need a doctor or a pharmacy to get sex.
WHERE then? And are they in my network?
20 seconds of cardio once a week isn’t going to help much.