I pit people who defend jerks.

A Doper posted that she wanted to get weight loss surgery and for a few pages, many Dopers questioned her reasoning behind it, suggesting alternatives (which she hadn’t tried), and then maybe suggesting she check out help with her psychological weight problem before resorting to life altering physical surgery.

After all was said and done, Big T popped in and passive aggressively said he would have given us what was coming to us if we had the audacity to say it to him. Ok, well, he said he’d have been upset, because the posters disagreeing with the OP’s decision were morally indecent- whatever that means.

He certainly seems to have some vicious thoughts about people he thinks aren’t being nice enough, doesn’t he? I mean, people who aren’t nice enough in a critique email don’t deserve to be called human? What the fuck?

:dubious:

By this logic, no Pit thread should be more than three posts long. Only one person is allowed to tell someone they’re being a jerk, and no one is allowed to take the jerk’s side. Got it.

Thie thing about jerks is that they all have jerkfaces.

Oh THAT thread. I don’t recall most of the people thinking she needed to rethink it being particularly nasty in that thread either, though I may not have hung around it till the very end. Good grief, someone is considering a life threatening surgery and somebody gets bent because some folks think its risky enough to be reconsidered/discussed?

BigT, this thread prolly isn’t gonna end well for ya. That said, you don’t usually piss me off, so I’ll be staying out of it.

Of course, once it comes back to him, he freaks out and tells us how he can’t sleep because he gets so mad. (Sorry, I’m not inclined to be all that sympathetic, BigT. I have OCD myself – I don’t use it as an excuse to demand special treatment)

Sorry, I just realized I conflated Malacandra with Maastricht. Maastricht was the author of that bypass thread. Apologies.

And I’m glad you did. This is the pit after all. There are standards to maintain.

Jerks need love, too!

Won’t anyone think of the jerks?

Hmm, I had the same opinion of that poster before the 13 year old girl comment. Bit, let’s try the sandwich technique here.

BigT, your posts are spelled correctly, and your grammar is pretty good.
However, you are a jerk.
But we enjoy your jerkishness, so keep posting.
How was that?

I also thought BigT’s post in the Chessic Sense pitting of the metro employee was bizarre.

But it also made me think of people who yell at you for criticizing racists. You know, don’t be bigoted against bigotry and all that.

Shit, he does that too. He just gets so pissed off at all the angry people.

“I hate people who do that thing I hate.”

Is it correcting your writing? :slight_smile:

Actually, according to the Chicago Manual of Style, the correct form is, “I hate people what do those things what I hate, see?”

Incidentally, am I the only one whose Chicago Manual of Style was edited by Al Capone?

Who the fuck is BigT and why did I post to this thread – never mind open it.

PS-Nuke those. Not like I give a shit about either.

BigT’s extra-lite-and-fluffy rants remind me of the Doonesbury strip where Mark laments how lame and vanilla protesters had become recently. In the background are meek looking protesters holding up signs like “Peace now, please!” and “End this war, if you don’t mind.”

You must have picked up the Chicago Manual of Clothing Style by mistake.

What you need is more meds.

What situation triggered this thread? Maas’ thread?