Shut Up BigTard!!

The BBQ Pit
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This is a pitting out of love for the conscience of the Dope. A man who recognizes wrong and isnt afraid to lecture us on it. A man never at a loss for words. May I present…The BigTard Lecture Series 2016!!!

The BigTard Lecture Series: Today’s episode, Insults.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18100754&postcount=18

Today’s BigTard Lecture Series: You’re Junior Modding a thread I haven’t even read.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18298614&postcount=48

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: How to know you’re a racist (hint: If you’re white, you are)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18335303&postcount=114

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Incoherency Edition

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18363631&postcount=68

Another in the BigTard Lecture Series, but damifino what to call this one.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18433563&postcount=40

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Why “Get off my lawn!” is an immoral attitude.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18441906&postcount=54

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: How to not be a bigot

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18537285&postcount=127

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Don’t call me BigTard!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18543845&postcount=226

The BigTard Lecture Series (Spokesman for the SDMB edition) continues: The type of poster ‘we’ want

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18597893&postcount=111

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Morality is better than continued employment

ETA: The thread’s a Twofer: You bad, bad, racist, you!

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Morality is better than continued employment

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18597978&postcount=215

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18598014&postcount=216

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: So you want to get rid of the Mods entirely?

(this and the next several posts. He seems to have spewed a mini-series this time)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18603528#post18603528

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: ECG, you’re modding wrong. Here’s how ‘We’ should do it.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18606922&postcount=14

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: tomndebb, here is the official SDMB way to mod.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18620359#post18620359

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: The Profit Motive is evil. You are therefore evil for thinking people should only correct errors if they are paid for their time.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18624004&postcount=24

The BigTard Lecture series continues (2 weeks late to the party edition): Eating live babies is morally wrong.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18682907#post18682907

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: How I struggle with Homophobia

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18674552&postcount=44

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: You’re wrong, and therefore are just as bad as that bigot I mentioned before.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18695445&postcount=203

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: On parenting

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18701502&postcount=152

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: How to take your warning like a man

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18735910#post18735910

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: Steophan, Shut your piehole!

BURN!!!

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18741324#post18741324

The BigTard Lecture Series continues: On proper police procedures

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18771715&postcount=37

Don’t forget his BigTard Lecture Series entry, two posts later! Today’s entry: On Building Healthy Relationships

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18800237&postcount=25

Feel free to add your faves!!

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Why?

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Creepy fixation much?

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Why not? Not all pittings have to be frothing threads of filth.

If the Dope really wanted to it could make the Pit a better place. It could eliminate the hate and the insults and replace them with warmth and kindness. The world would be a better place if those of you who vent anger instead emitted empathy.

One stroke of kindness could start a revolution that made the world a better place. It could stop the intolerance of refugees in Europe; stop racism across the USA; stop homophobia in Uganda and stop the Friends reunion.

Its up to us. We can do it. Otherwise we are bad people who dont care for our fellow man.

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Not enough!! Wait till we revisit the work of Amateur Barbarian!!

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So your complaint is that he writes long posts? Or some other thing?

All I got from your OP is that you can copy and paste thread links.

Try again. Points for brevity.

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Haven’t clicked a single link, but I’m already impressed by this pitting.

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Whoa, there! If this is supposed to be the “Lecture Series 2016”, why are all the quotes from 2008? And, for that matter, why all from August?

I should report you for placing misleading statements on the Internet.

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But the quotes speak for themselves…and im not really complaining. He brings a lot of entertainment value to these boards.

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Misleading statements??? You mean…lies!! Guilty as charged.

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I pit myself for not realizing how annoying it is to scroll through all those links on a phone. I suck.

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I approve of this Pitting. The t writ large is irksome in the extreme.

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But I laughed when I saw the title. Some memes here feel like old friends after a while.

(RELATED: Saw a billboard that had a list of two reasons to use a particular realtor. Until they took it down, I daydreamed about getting up there in the wee hours and painting “#3. Hi, Opal!”)

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BigT, you better contact your accountant and have him (or her, it could be a her) file amended tax returns for 2011-2014. Living rent-free in madsircool’s head probably counts as a form of income, in case you ever get audited by the IRS.

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I can see you’ve really put a lot of thought into this.

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He lives in all our heads…kinda wish he was a smallerT

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Its the Iraq invasion of threads

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Please be good enough to speak for yourself. Or at least not presume to speak for me.

Surely you don’t believe that the object of your Pitting is the first self-appointed Conscience we’ve had around here?

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Nope…just the loudest

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This sounds like absolutely no fun whatsoever.