Big T Can Eat My Ass

The BBQ Pit
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TLDR This fucking mote of a man can suck my left nut 'til my right one is jealous.

Lots of people here call you big tard. I think that is offensive to tards.

Your name suggests that you are overcompensating and your posts prove it.

You are like a balloon let loose from a stupid toddler’s fingers. You just Pfffffft around expelling whatever was blown into you until you are deflated. Except you never fucking are.

Where the fuck do you get off lecturing everyone about everything at a length that would make most pedants reach for the fucking Jaegar? You fucking slobber-monkey.

You’re worse than John fucking Mace man - and that’s saying something.

No matter the thread you can be counted on to provide - at painful length - some mindless fucking regurgitation of whatever everyone else has said better and with more brevity.

It takes longer to skip your bloviations than it does to read most posts. And when I do accidentally read one I find myself going up to the top to see who the new moron is and lo and behold it’s you.

Where do you get off lecturing everyone about everything? You must be a thousand years old to have had a chance to know so much and let the dementia told hold so firmly.

NOBODY fucking cares what you have to say. Notice how seldom people reply to you? Do you think that there might be a reason for that? You are the sort of person who attends a party and causes everyone else to drink much more heavily. That is if you ever went to parties.

I mean really man SHUT THE FUCK UP. If our electrons could meet mine would slap the shit out of yours while yours pontificated through the electron equivalent of busted lips about how properly electron box.

You are a gelding in a herd telling the stallions how to fuck.

You are a tit on a fish.

I’d call you a carbuncle but I’m not entirely sure what one is though I’m certain they have more value than you do. I’d hate to denigrate fucking carbuncles. But I’ll denigrate your remora ass

You’re a meatball, you’re a retread, you are a tiresome spinster waggling your unwarranted finger in the face of useful society.

You fucking pug.

It is internet trendy to tell people to kill themselves. Fuck that. I don’t want you to kill yourself. I want you to live. I want you to enjoy every pitiful pointless moment of what you are pleased to call a life. I just wish you would do it far away from a keyboard.

Honestly I don’t know if you’re a pseudo-perspicacious ten-year old, a 3/4 retarded 40 year-old or a full on drooling-on-your-chin-senile 70 year old but regardless do the world a favour and remove yourself to a silent fucking hermitage.

Take your sanctimonious fuck-nuttery and wedge it up your ass beside your Big Tedious, Big Tiresome, Big Troglodyte fucking melon you fucking Big Twat.

Yours sincerely;

Big Zeke

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Shut up, ZekeTard

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In other words, you can’t actually argue with what I said and so are attacking me.

All I did was tell you why you can’t say the word “nigger” in a nice way. The fact that you want to defend the ability to say it is your own fucking problem.

You leave out why you’re upset at me, because you just want to latch on to why people who have a problem with me, hoping to start a pile on. You bring up stuff that has nothing to do with the post you’re pitting me for, because you have nothing to argue against it.

I can’t help it that you can’t use the word “nigger” and have it have it being a loving way. I can’t help it that you missed out on 20-30 years of race relations, trying to quote freaking Carlin as authoritative.

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Though I will give you points for the rest of it. It’s nice to see some actual overthetop, comedic pit vitriol.

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FTR, I have no problem with either of you, but I’m some retard.

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You named two posters, Big T and John Mace, that I happen to enjoy and believe contribute in a meaningful way here. I’ll pass.

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The en passant zap at John Mace was cute. John is one of the most dependably stable, steady, correct, justified, and sensible members of this community. (I disagree with him now and then…but never, never am offended by him.)

Frankly, this thread is the biggest compliment to Big T’s character and reputation anyone could ever hope for.

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TLDR

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Is this a “greatest hits” compilation or should there be a linky to a particular annoyance?

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Man, why do you quote the entirety of an over-long post that was right above what you just fucking said. Waste of time fucking cracker.

bIG t Let’s take these in order son.

“In other words, you can’t actually argue with what I said and so are attacking me.”

No, if that was what I meant that is what I would have said. You aren’t even 1/10th qualified to put words in my mouth. Hell you’re barely qualified to put words in your mouth.

I’m attacking you because you are a recurrent pustule that wanted a lancing.

“All I did was tell you why you can’t say the word “nigger” in a nice way. The fact that you want to defend the ability to say it is your own fucking problem.”

First off, I can say nigger in a nice way.

Now sentence structure aside where do you come off telling me what I can and can’t say.

See this was the thrust of the trashing. You assume to able to dictate to people what they can and can’t what they should and shouldn’t. Pony up some fucking credentials or keep your dictums to your fucking self. Learn to read before you attempt to rebut you picayune widget.

I don’t want to say it. I don’t say it. I’ve seldom said it and never in anger. The point is that those who do say it are not, by definition, racist. It is a word and the fight over the word deflects from the very real tragedy that needs to be addressed.

Trump - for instance - is getting a pass for calling Mexicans rapists etc. Why? Because he didn’t say wetbacks. See you can be virulently racist and get a pass if you use the right words. If you use the wrong word the whole of what you say is ignored in the furor over the one word you did say.

“You leave out why you’re upset at me, because you just want to latch on to why people who have a problem with me, hoping to start a pile on. You bring up stuff that has nothing to do with the post you’re pitting me for, because you have nothing to argue against it.”

I’m not pitting you for that post I’m pitting you for being an overbearing, obnoxious, smarmy, pissant throughout your time here. It is just that the stars aligned at this time and place and so you get it now.’

But keep sucking on the corner of your blankie while you tell yourself “it’s all 'cuz big bad man wants to say nigger.” Fucking canker.

As for pile ons you braindead mother-hucker (the “h” is intentional so I don’t break the rules) I have no friends here and if I did I’d tell them to stay the fuck out of it chump. Anyone who slags you in here does it free of influence from me.

Those who slag ME in here do it entirely because of me :wink:

“I can’t help it that you can’t use the word “nigger” and have it have it being a loving way. I can’t help it that you missed out on 20-30 years of race relations, trying to quote freaking Carlin as authoritative.”

You arrogant, pussilanimous, pointless waste of toilet water. The tone of this snippet - not the subject of our erstwhile debate - is why you’re here numbnut. I’m well aware of race relations in the past 20-30 years and you know what? It’s gotten fucking worse but gentrified. People (and I use the word loosely) like you are the reason for that. You think any police report that a cop files after putting 20 bullets in an unarmed black kid has the word nigger in it? No fucking way. It isn’t the word it is the attitude behind it.

Jesus wept are you legitimately retarded or just professionally stupid?

And the Carlin quote was illustrative not authoritative. Same as the Chris Rock quote I used earlier.

Oh… brav-fucking-o.

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Jesus Zeke.

Tell us how you really feel. Don’t stroke out on us mate.

Reminds me of theMonty Python Restaurant sketch.

“Good thing we didn’t tell him about the dirty knife”

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You just took the Big T approach to pitting Big T. You overexplained in a way that made the subject ongoing, dreary, and eyelid-dropping. Not even the irony is funny.

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Uh, anybody got a link so we can see what the fuck you’re talking about?

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Looks like this thread started it.

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No, I’ve loathed the guy for a long time. That post, and my mood tonight, just melded to make me say, “fuck it, now’s the time.”

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That’s certainly true; you’ve earned every single harsh word.

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Guin gets all the good links. I asked first. So now I shall pout and then storm off in a huff. Or huff and storm off in a pout. I always forget which is which.

Why you no like me, Miller mod man?

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Ah, shit. These two reasons are why I tend to delete many posts or abandon them halfway through.

I’ve never fucked Mace Man (a superhero who shoots tear gas from his nipples?), so I’ll grant that John would probably fuck him better than I would.

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Is your ass shiny and metal? And could he bite it instead?

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Nigga, please.