Ah, lucky you! I wish I’d never heard of him.
"And she was right! And she was right to talk about this, because she was married to a colonel who was really a brave man, the only thing he was afraid of was … the moron assholes.
One day I asked him why and he said, Because there are so many, impossible to cover such front."
- Facundo Cabral from “Los Pendejos”
Cat Whisperer, how you’ve managed to never have heard of **Terr **before, I cannot explain. But I am infinitely jealous of you.
This pitting of Terr is extremely weak, but he 100% deserves it. And the comment about him being demonstrably wrong and stupid in every post he makes is spot on.
Everybody in this thread is insolent - hell, it’s the pit!
Or has *insolent *come to imply *stupid *even though it doesn’t?
For the stupid, its insolence, for the normal, sarcasm. For me, pungent wit. For Wilde, Shaw, and Twain, genius.
Where do adahar, NotFooledbyW, OMG a Black Conservative and magellan01 figure into your accounting?
Is that what I smell? I thought it was Bryan’s feet.
I think you are referring to adaher, our resident expert on creative new dictionary definitions for morons.
Hmmm. Another Doper posted that he suspects adaher to be a top-notch GOP strategist posting here incognito.
But I suppose these two views may be compatible…
Hilarious. Just a few minutes after making a fool of itself in BBQ Pit, deltasigma makes a post in GQ (“Statistics/Mathematics question about periodic events”) so stupid as to prove it has profoundly little mathematical intuition or understanding of statistics. Its previous posts must just be buzzwords strung together plausibly.
If you were a top-notch GOP strategist these days, would you admit to it?
Yeah like anyone even takes you seriously. I’ve only known you from a few threads for less than a year. I can only imagine the mentally corrosive affect you’ve had on the old timers. It probably helps to explain the fact that no bothers even responding to you.
deltasigma’s excuse for posting nonsense is that he didn’t have the slightest clue about the topic:
:smack: – Even clothahump doesn’t post in GQ when he knows he doesn’t know the answer.
Mods, perhaps you should show mercy and deviate from board policy to let deltasigma change its user name and pretend to be a brand-new Doper. As is, he’ll just be considered a pathetic blathering laughingstock for the rest of his days here.
Oh god you are a douche aren’t you. So much so that you think you’re awesome. How is that even possible. I can’t imagine anyone having such a distorted image of themselves. I guess the alternative is too unbearable to even consider though, although in your case, whatever the risks, I think that’s how I would go.
I am reminded of an episode of The Shield (and probably other places too) where Michael Chiklis’ ‘Vic Mackey’ tosses two gang leaders into a shipping container overnight to hash out their differences. He accomplishes his goal, but probably not in the way he wanted.
I propose the same be done to deltasigma and septimus. Consider it a version of get a room, just that the room is very dark and uncomfortable.
adaher: actually a smart person, but has zero regard for facts or truth. He’s basically the character that Stephen Colbert plays on his shows: he’s not a liar, but he is basically never right, either.
NFbW: I’m actually terrified by him. I think he’s psychotic. I think we may find out in a few years that he’s been killing his neighbors and storing their bodies in plastic bags because they don’t know what UNSC 1441 is.
OMG: It is actually to the benefit of the board that we have Alan Keyes posting here.
magellan01: First of all, he be gellin’. Secondly, he’s on the short list. The short bus list: definitely a more special flower than Terr, but not quite as incapable of cognition as ralph.
nm
Two great tastes that taste great together
Reese’s Terr-pitting / deltasigma-v-septimus-flame-war Cup!
Why, exactly? Is it because time he spends posting here is time he’s not spending polluting the rest of the internet with his shite?
'Cos that’s the only benefit I can think of.
[ctrl-F “quicksilver”]
…nuthin’.
I’m good. 
Good god, it’s like that clip of the 4 year old karate kids attempting to spar.