Perhaps Mrs. O’Malley could trade her cow for some magic beans? Good vegetable protein there.
We are a bit harsh here. Maybe it’s not her fault. I’m just surprised she didn’t blame a cow-orker for all this.
Cud we lea off the puns?
In your field of dreams.
<hijack>My previous post was #666 for me! Yay, I’m evil! ::happy evil dance:: Aw, shit! Now I’m at #667! I’ve got the Neighbor of the Beast instead of the Number! :mad: </hijack>
Moo.
I had one having to do with milk, but someone beat me to it.
I never sausage bad puns!
Dairy I say there are no good puns?
Mrs O’Malley’s Cow does not like our kind, she will have to look for other sort or form of message board. A different variety.
(link safe for work, I still wonder where do anthropomorphic cow cartoon characters get milk. The *Las Lindas * web comic creator is Salvadorean like me.)
If I may, Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow, you should ruminant on all the things we’ve suggested.
Dammit, I wanted to make a Bos taurus pun but someone beat me to it.
Go easy on the OP. He didn’t mean to be Bossy.
I hate you guys, you’ve taken all the good puns.
Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow, in the spirit of the SDMB community, I extend to you a handshake of forgiveness and a drink… of the milk of human kindness.
Ahem.
Took that one too. 
There were good puns in this thread? Where?
OTOH we could keep up with the bad puns til the cows come home.
Well, I think that the problem is…
I mean, what she should do…
MOO!!!
Dammit, I panicked.
That’s what happens when you go at it like a bull at a gate.
You have to take this punning slow and steady. Let them reveal themselves. You can’t expect to just produce bad puns off the calf.
Well, since she seems to be gone for good, anything we say is just a moo point, anyway.
The cow’s been grilled. Why keep beefing?
Agreed. We’re beating a dead… no, I won’t say it!
You people making cow puns, I think you’ve pasture best now.
Sympathy for the OP, another victim of the Dope habit of fresian newcomers out.