I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board.

Cow

Meet Bull

Hey, someone’s gonna get fucked.

I’ve been ruminating on this thread. Seems O’Malley can’t see pasture own ignorance. She’s udderly out of line with her lock-horned stance on the Dope. She obviously doesn’t have this posting thing down (cow)pat. If I were her, I would have milked that thread for all its worth. Hay! Maybe she’ll rustle up some Colorado oysters and come back–I’d never herd of her until this thread.

(going to bed now–don’t ban me for my lame attempts!)

Brahman brother.
So as not to mislead anyone, I am not really the Frogger world champion of 1981

Nonsense. Udder nonsense.

I herd that, but don’t expect me to cowtow.

I’d like to second this one. I was there and Spongemom has been heroic in her perseverance.

Unlike someone else I know…

Hell yeah, you got it worse, but you weren’t cowed by it.

:slight_smile:

SDMB is intellectually, a rather rough neighborhood to be visited at your own risk. For the weaker-minded it’s one *looong *bout of fearing footfalls and shadows in a deep, dark night.

The BIG kids play here (and of course, at this point I must add the obligatory self-effacement: “Some smaller minds, like me, risk playing here too.”)

MMC– Perhaps you should just stay on the porch.*****

*****Now check this out–I have just mixed roughly 3 metaphors (big dogs on porch, rough neighborhoods, and perhaps something about playgrounds and bullies, but I’m not sure about that one).

Just watch and see how long it takes for one (or more) of these Beautiful Egghead Villians to come in here and hand me my lunch money and steal my lunch!!! (hee hee, i couldn’t resist some more wacky mixin’!!!)
(Yes, B.E.V. could be a band name. But I get right of first refusal!)

She bulled her way through.

You really think eggheads are beautiful?

So, she put her hoof in her mouth. It’s a disease people!

I’m surprised she couldn’t stomach this board, she has four of them you know.

She must be a holstein, she sees everything as black and white.

Finally, “moooove bitch, get out the way!”

But really, MO’MC is actually a pretty talented guy…

…in fact, he’s outstanding in his field.

Okay, another bad pun. But simmer down–don’t work yourself into a leather!

Noooo. Just until The Chao Goes Mu.

Unregistered you mean?

…so anyways, four days 'fore ya go to market, ya take their salt blocks away. Two days 'fore market, ya put the salt back, but ya take away their water. The day 'fore market, ya put their water back. Them cows will drink water all day.

Load 'em up, get paid by the pound.

…Whut? How did y’all get in here? This is a private conversation.

Step away from the post!

Guys, this is a misteak. This is just getting ridiculous.

Are you saying you hope this thread will soon meat its maker?

I’m saying I think we should just moove on.

It should, and it should take a Limousin out.

Really. It’s just not punny anymore.

Well, the atmosphere on this particular board isn’t for everyone. I am actually a little suprised at how civil alot of the replies have been so far. Hell, I’ve been roasted just for being weird, not for actually insulting people.