Now don’t you be dragging us bears into this!
-swampbear, bear (and I have the filched [del]beer coolers[/del] pic-a-nic baskets to prove it)
Maybe the great Cossack hero Taurus Bullba will come to her rescue.
This has desteeriorated into a stinking load of bull-s&*!
Well, someone had to say it.
Oh, God, it’s descended into puns.
Punners go to a Bad Place, I hope you know.
No, it has risen to puns.
It started much lower.
This thread apparently.
Well, I can’t argue with that!
It’s no better than we deserve. 
“I should be punished
for every pun I shed
until not a puny shred
is left of my punnish head !”
It behooves as all to take note of this warning, lest we be punished for heifer and heifer.
Ouch…if* you’re *getting punished, why is *my *head hurting?
It really sucks to be moo right now, doesn’t it?
You all are being far too harsh on **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow **.
Lest we all forget… to err is human… to pit and leave…(wait for it… waaaait)… bovine.
Too much time locking horns and butting heads?
I’M still here. And I wasn’t just corrected on a little protein misinformation, either.
So yeah.
Tough skin goes a long way, babe.
I mean…tough skin goes a long way, Bessie.
My apologies for the misinformed pun.
I hear that’s rampant around here.
Indeed.
Shoes, coats, glue, pet food…
It was a rocky start. You hung in there and became a damn good doper. 
It would be bovine if MOMC did the same.
ARRRRRG!
You stole my pun!
Fine.
I have an emergency Pun.
Ungulate on to others as you would want them to ungulate onto you.
I think I shall smite Quicksilver anyways.
I have a back up one for these kind of emergencies.
Ignore the last line.
Soceity is to blame.