She’s lacking in the milk of human kindness. She should hoof it out of here.
For the record, when I read the OP, I was trying to think of what smart person had left the board recently.
It did not occur to me that Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow was referring to herself until I saw other people commenting on it.
I’m going to be charitible and suggest it could be her medications.
By the way, I’m making a serious suggestion here.
Lord knows that it sometimes appears to me that half this board is on antidepressants(or needs to be 
).
And the other half needs to be on tranquilizers.
Sign you need to spend less time with in mods’ meetings, Sam?
[Bart]Don’t have a cow, ma’am.[/Bart]
God damn Irish.
– Uke, [sub]who really really does have LOTS of Irish friends[/sub]
Racist!
OK, so if they taunting hasn’t driven her away, the flood of bad puns will. Maybe we should let her off, this time? She made a simple misteak. She doesn’t deserve to be the rump of all these jokes.
Yep, I have no particular beef.
Hey, if you can’t take a ribbing around here, maybe it’s time for a gut check? It’s not like we’re just posting tripe.
Hey, man, all this trash talk really gets my goat!
…whoops, wrong thread. Sorry.
Wow. Today’s fly off the handle award goes to the there and back again post of Auntbeast!
You really tanned her hide
tiny ham
- dr. of vegetable proteins.
And now a brief little intermission.
I’m ashamed of you people. I herd this was a nicer board, and now that I’ve been through this whole thread, I’m just going to have to leave for greener pastures.
E.
Why half?
Heh. Nice rant, BTW
… and the cow you rode in on. 
Hey, that jacket you’re wearing…what’s it made of?
Hide.
Why should I hide?
No. no hide…the cows outside.
Well, let him in…I ain’t afraid of no cows.
But on the other hand, teat for pat is fair…
Cud you guys stop horning in on a perfectly good thread with all this punnish tripe?
Perhaps there are some areas we should steer clear of…