Sheeesh, are we gonna keep this up till the cows go home?
The timestamp on DrDeth’s post is 7 minutes after the OP.
High acid diets make the baby Jesus cry.
Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow is leaving the boards? But…but, I’ve hardly had a chance to work up a feeling of superiority yet!
Do you have any evidence for your adjective?
I’m a world-class chess player.
What was your accomplishment again? 
My mind is big and fat.
It’s virtually quivering with obesity.
Just walking up and and down all these threads makes it short of breath.
As to the idiot charge … -1?
This pitting doesn’t apply me; I’m a broad minded idiot.
Ooh! The homos are gonna get you for that! 
(My mind broke a sweat just typing that, btw.)
Yeah. It discriminates against those of us who aren’t interested in broads. 
Who died and made her Bos?
Holy shit! Is Dijon Warlock ever going to be back? Is he okay? We need answers, people!
And if Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow is male then he has been LYING, FIBBING, PREVARICATING AND BEING A STUPIDHEAD because cows are female.
I feel so used.
S/he hugged someone non-ironically in the Pit.
No great loss.
And in a thread called “what the FUCK is wrong with you people?” no less.
If the average doper is a narrow minded idiot, I’m proud to be a narrow minded idiot.
We have our share of true idiots - and true bigots - I don’t want to be associated with, but by and large the SDMB has some of the best and brightest narrow minded idiots I’ve been privledged to know
Dear Smart Person Leaving the Board,
It’s spelled “protein” not “protien”.
Sincerely,
Narrow Minded Idiot on this Board
But wait, what about my loony liberal black teacher of women’s studies rapist friend? 
FTR, I have no idea why I’m even in here. Oh, wait. Bye, Cow.
There. That’s better.
Cite?
OK, so I ran out of cow jokes.
Teacher: “Take the cow into the field.” What mood?
Little Johnny: The cow, sir!
Could be a stampede! :eek:
You sometimes have to be cruel to be kine.
Maybe we should let this thread wither on the bovine.