Hear, Hear, Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow! Well said, and right on the money.
The irony. It burns Towards the bottom of the post:
Quiet! She’ll think we’re milking her misfortune!
You’ve “been lurking for years” and it was all really good and funny until just after you subscribed? What’s changed? There was the board, without you in it, and it was funny and good. Now there is the board, with you in it, and you don’t like it. So what you’re saying is that your own presence on the board has ruined it. Well, sounds like it would best for everyone, including you, if you discontinue posting. [/tongue in cheek, in case in wasn’t obvious]
I’m curious about how his/her username is wrong. They’re supposed to be the cow that didn’t start the Chicago fire right? So apparently Mrs O’Leary’s cow didn’t start the fire. But what about Mrs O’Malley’s cow? Was she involved in the fire? It seems that Mrs O’Malley’s cow also didn’t start the fire. Is it possible that the O’Leary and O’Malley cows were acting in collusion when they didn’t start this fire?
Her complaints moo-oooove me deeply.
Whey have we gone wrong, to drive the cream of the Board from our presence?
To all of you who disagree with the O-poster, I must enquire: What’s your beef?
My word. I took a look at the linked thread (from post #7), and I gotta say, I’ve seen grapes with thicker skins than this.
If the OP had stuck around a little (or alot) longer, (s)he could have found out that you can get a heckuva nargument out of Dopers over whether water is wet. As for planes on treadmills… no, I ain’t goin’ there.
Any and all colloquialisms, errors of grammar, spelling or punctuation in this post are entirely for humorous effect. I kin write good when I gotta.
You know, I don’t think that you have actually interacted with “the vast majority” of members here. Nor do I like that accusation of lying. It seems to me that people were being helpful and informative in the vegetable protein thread.
Yew misletterfied “gotsta”.
Well perhaps it’s funny when other people are being mocked but not so funny when you are.
Or in other words, depends who’s cow’s being gored.
That’d be “whose” I suppose.
I smell conspiracy! I bet all the cows in Chicago were acting in concert to not start fires! Damn those cud-chewers. <shakes first at sky>
Hell, for Blake that’s almost a love letter.
This thread is an udder disgrace. We’re behaving like a bunch of cowboys!
<checks thread location, Pit, Okidokipokie>
You have got to be shitting me. You throw out some cockamaney, voodoo bullshit that is quite possibly harming another human’s health. You get called on it with far more politeness than is even with in a country mile of being necessary and you dare to impune their intelligence and tolerance?
Here’s one for ya. This board is filled with smart, dedicated, snarky people. Everyone thinks they are the smart one. You are yet one more person that has come here, decided that an intelligent, funny, well moderated community fits you like a glove, only to find out that it doesn’t. The fact is, is that half the people are below average, and yet if you asked 100 people where they fit on the scale, not a damn one of them would guess average or below average. No one thinks they are the dumb one. No one thinks they are the close-minded one. And yet, many, many people are.
Take your attitude, take your insistence on ignorance, and find a better place to be. Do yourself a favor. Don’t kid yourself. Find one more like you.
I agree with a previous poster. You give yourself too much credit, are willing to take too much credit away from those that disagree with you and while the former isn’t a reason to not be here, the second is really contrary to the purpose of this board. In case you also didn’t read, on every, single, stinkin’ page, it says in not so small print: “Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)”
So requesting a refund, twice. Well, I think you got off cheap.
That was low. And I’ve polled a fair few Dopers who agree with me. I never herd the like. :rolleyes:
Fuck you, by the way. You most certainly don’t know me well enough to refer to me as a “narrow minded idiot.” Who, the fuck do you think you are? Yeah, people make posts that are intended to inflame. We have a whole section devoted to the mundane. And thank be the gods of invisible pink unicorns, we have the Pit.
Go back to divinity school, you mindless bigot. Leave me, my favorite board, my mental state, mental capacity and depth of perception alone. And stop fucking with my friends. (waves to dopers around the world)
I am a very tolerant person, one thing I am not tolerant of is willful ignorance, but what really, honestly and truly pisses me off is sheer meanness. Being mean to someone because YOU are wrong, is really just pure, unadulterated assholeness.
Fucking assholes, ruining the fun of fine folks everywhere.
Yeah, chalk me up as a bitter atheist. It might help you sleep better and keep those blindfolds on a little longer. It couldn’t be that I’m right on the money.
I hope you are more reasonable in real life.
How about snakes on a plane?
I was disappointed in divinity school. I went for two years before I realized it wasn’t for this. 
Guys if you keep this up, Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow is going to get upset. So upset that she’ll become totally ungulate. I mean, unglued.
That would be veally sad.