I pit Tollhouse

The BBQ Pit
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For being a dumbass, for never providing cites, for ignoring cites that contradict hir narrative, for not doing simple research…

Basically, Tollhouse is just another conspiracy nut , who is “only asking questions.” Unfortunately, when those questions aren’t answered in the way that Tollhouse wants, Tollhouse simply ignores them.

So, we end up with this thread, in which Tollhouse admits that they do not know a lot about computers, but Adam Lanza should not have been able to destroy a hard drive because he is a “skinny ass”. Lanza must have been a ninja.

Basically, Tollhouse doesn’t have a single cite to back up his shit, ignores cites that don’t back up his shit (whatever his shit is). Tollhouse is really nothing more than a conspiracy theory troll.

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He’s a troll. Or so powerfully stupid that there’s no daylight between his behavior and trolling.
Poke him with a stick if it amuses you, but there’s no real point to trying to discuss anything with someone who’s actually or functionally a troll.

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Does he at least make good cookies?

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I’ll be generous and go with this.

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::whew:: My adrenaline shot through the roof, until I realized you didn’t mean the cookies.

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I just want to know if “hir” is some neologism combining “him” and “her”.

I’m just asking questions!

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I have noticed a lot of “I’m posting from my phone, I’ll provide cites later.” It gets kinda annoying after a while.

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I thought Tollhouse was a nice guy.

But one thing I have noticed is that he really needs to brush up on his writing skills.

One of his posts:

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He’s trolling the house.

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It is. The reality is that I do not know if Tollhouse is a male dumbass or a female dumbass. All I know is that Tollhouse is a dumbass.

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Well, hir is better than shadowofneo, so hir has got that going for hir!

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You know, I used to think is name was Trollhouse, seriously.

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OK, now I’ve got an earworm going:

Trolling down the house!

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I’m waiting for hir to use the word “sheeple.”

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I have long wondered if Tollhouse even owns a computer. The consistently bad spelling, grammar and punctuation has been a characteristic of his/her posting from the get go (along with the poorly formed arguments and utter lack of critical thinking skills).

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Based on this gem, originally posted in GQ, I’m going with troll. Note the thread was just abandoned after hir opened it.

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Consistently**???** :wink:

Shit, Gaudere’s Law now makes my post incorrect in either spelling, punctuation, capitalization, or grammar.

I hate Gaudere’s Law; it keeps screwing me over. :smiley:

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“Consistently” is correct, but it should be “have been characteristic” instead of “has been a characteristic,” I guess. Anyway Tollhouse would make Gaudere weep. If it were possible to post in crayon, Tollhouse would be posting in crayon.

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I just saw, Marley23, your 11th birthday on the SDMB passed three days ago!

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I really thought this was going to be about cookies.